They used to have this pharma ad in the US for a few years. Where this cartoon box with arms and legs would tell you about how you could take a colon test at home. It was the most bizarre commercialI Australia , when you turn 50 they send you out a kit where you take a poo sample and send it off to a specific address. Free.
They supposedly send you one out every 2 years. Havent got my second one though ,I failed to update my address when I moved.
Had a colonoscopy about 2 years ago as I had an anal fistular, and they needed to see where it was exiting.
I was quite nervous about it , even though I was given a twilight anesthetic. Dont know what I was worried about , I was asleep anyway.
They found a none cancerous polyp while they were there.
I have it too. I didn't have a colonoscopy but a rectoscopy some years ago. I read that the "preparation" for the procedure is worse than the actual procedure. They were right. At the time I went to the farmacy, got four pills (laxatives) and spent the next couple of days on a toilet. It was terrible. After that, the procedure wasn't that bad at all. It was fast and not painful at all.Had a colonoscopy about 2 years ago as I had an anal fistular,
I have it too. I didn't have a colonoscopy but a rectoscopy some years ago. I read that the "preparation" for the procedure is worse than the actual procedure. They were right. At the time I went to the farmacy, got four pills (laxatives) and spent the next couple of days on a toilet. It was terrible. After that, the procedure wasn't that bad at all. It was fast and not painful at all.
Yeah, laxatives. I didn't feel that lucky, when I was sitting on a toilet for four days straight.Damn you got pills? Lucky you.
Yeah, laxatives. I didn't feel that lucky, when I was sitting on a toilet for four days straight.
Try the powder you mix with water... You will break down from the taste and it being thick and oily does not make it better.
Its worse, and the shitting is the same.
Mine is in a few hours. Yesterday, I did a liquid diet. Last evening, I started the gallon of serum to "clean you out". I haven't even gone to the doctor's yet and I'm already exhausted and grumpy due to the preparation.I read somewhere that having a colonoscopy simply because you hit a certain age is no longer necessary. And I chose to believe that article and never consider any contrary evidence.
If my doctor wants this butthole he'll have to take it by force!
I read somewhere that having a colonoscopy simply because you hit a certain age is no longer necessary. And I chose to believe that article and never consider any contrary evidence.
If my doctor wants this butthole he'll have to take it by force!
Should have used that as an opportunity for a magic trick IMHO. Like, hide a card up there, and when it shows up on the screen ask the Dr, "is that your card"?
I'm 46 years old and had my first colonoscopy with zero pain medication or anesthesia.
The doctor found and removed 3 small polyps the largest being 5mm (just over 3/16 inch) which fortunately puts me right in the relatively low risk for colon cancer area.
They will be sent to a lab for testing, however, my doctor said that since they had no reason to be concerned about them they aren't a priority and they will receive the results in approximately 2 months and then inform me of them by mail.
I cannot tell you how relieved I was because I was a bit nervous if I am to be completely honest. I have been having some GI issues recently hence the reason for the coloncopy in the first place.
So I'm feeling grateful.
The pain level on a scale from 1-10 (1 being none at all and 10 being excruciating) was (for me) around a 2 and sometimes a 3 depending.
So not bad at all.
The most painful part was at the very beginning when she used her finger first to examine my butthole, she is a fantastic doctor but she did not fuck around zipping a finger right up main street. LMAO
The procedure took approximately a half hour from start to finish.
Watching the monitor and seeing the inside of my colon as they explored it in real time was wild!
I'm very happy that I got it done and I would like to remind all the Sherbro's and Sherbroette's that if you're 45 years of age or older, schedule a colonoscopy.
Yeah, it can be uncomfortable, and scary, but it could save your life and that's worth it.
I appreciate that bro!You have a spectacular sense of humor sir.
1. Did you specifically call for a female doctor to not make this whole experience gay?:I've got questions.
1. Did you specifically call for a female doctor so as to not make this whole experience gay?
2. Did you discharge when she touched your prostate?
3. How many digits did she insert into your anus? Was it pleasurable?