2019/2020 Premier League Thread V3: Sacked by Xmas

[Chules]

there's a girl in my new group called emily

ive seen her do parkrun here and there but ive never spoken to her

not that fit but could have bae potential. im not picky.

she could be a 1 in a emil-ion (lol)

@Deffid

 

[Chules]

in other news, one of my housemates has gone on holiday and left her bedroom door open

and the cat has made it his home!

See him on it all the time lol

she's gonna come back and see it infested with cat hairs. das a par fam.

 

[Concrete]

Roy gone for a duck, fuck me this pitch is doing too much

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Have you seen the rampant homophobia when the rainbow laces campaign is on various club's social media? Mad ting.

Tbf, if I was a pro footballer, I'd refuse to wear those laces

 

[Deleted member 405583]

back in the gym this morning @Deffid

97kg - 213lbs - thought it would be more so happy with that

running later this evening.

uni starts again on monday. Elite mentality needed.

Go. Sign. Up. For. Bjj. Now.

 

[Chules]

@Clear Winner @Tobago Jones



BOIST!!!

 

[Chules]

Go. Sign. Up. For. Bjj. Now.

oh shit I forgot! they hold classes on tuesdays in the evening at the local gym.

i'll try getting agenda bestie's gf to go with me, im scared

 

[Clear Winner]

Tbf, if I was a pro footballer, I'd refuse to wear those laces

I don't think anyone is made to wear them.

Roy gone for a duck, fuck me this pitch is doing too much

Con is dropping cricket raps now?

 

[Chules]

@frenz

A Day To Remember are playing a free show in London next week

At the House of Vans venue

It's a prize draw sort of thing

I won tickets to see Chvrches at it last year so it's legit and it's when Baeberry waved at me coz the venue is so small

I'm gonna enter for 2, if I win again you can come with

https://houseofvanslondon.com/event/a-day-to-remember

 

[Chules]

Tbf, if I was a pro footballer, I'd refuse to wear those laces

i'd wear them

they make you stand out

im a flair player you see

 

[Jimmy McGill]

i'd wear them

they make you stand out

im a flair player you see

Nah, black boots, black laces, I also can't get behind the whole alphabet soup, and even they don't like each other, so its not as if Its because i'm a straight white male hating on the queers.

 

[Concrete]

Nah, black boots, black laces, I also can't get behind the whole alphabet soup, and even they don't like each other, so its not as if Its because i'm a straight white male hating on the queers.

Don’t use that word, only NF can use that word

 

[Chules]

Don’t use that word, only NF can use that word

@Nowhere Fast come back

 

[Chules]

Nah, black boots, black laces, I also can't get behind the whole alphabet soup, and even they don't like each other, so its not as if Its because i'm a straight white male hating on the queers.

we're all queer in a way

you just haven't met the man of your dreams yet.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

we're all queer in a way

you just haven't met the man of your dreams yet.

You speak for yourself, bufty.

 

[Chules]

You speak for yourself, bufty.

jus fuckin wid u mate

 

[Chules]

Conor McGregor sucker-punched an elderly man in the face in a Dublin pub after he refused to take a shot of the UFC fighter's whiskey

McGregor went into the Marble Arch pub in Dublin on April 6 and offered shots of Proper Twelve whiskey, which he owns, to several men sitting at the bar before punching one who refused.

 

[Chules]

Two British athletes are DISQUALIFIED after winning an Olympic triathlon qualifier because they broke the rules by crossing the finishing line hand-in-hand in Tokyo's gruelling heat

Top DM comments:
Good. It's a race. Snowflakes will no doubt be outraged...

Idiots this is not a children playground it's a RACE

Snowflakes.... 2 losers not wanting to win!! Take the funding off them

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[Deffid]

In Kassel even the white peeps dont speack german smh lol

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Two British athletes are DISQUALIFIED after winning an Olympic triathlon qualifier because they broke the rules by crossing the finishing line hand-in-hand in Tokyo's gruelling heat

Top DM comments:
Good. It's a race. Snowflakes will no doubt be outraged...

Idiots this is not a children playground it's a RACE

Snowflakes.... 2 losers not wanting to win!! Take the funding off them

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Saw this earlier, my first thought was ,ffs what's the problem, but reading it again, I go along with the comments, its like they're 10 ffs, glad they got DQ'd