Crime 60 year old man in kilt went around Texas shops taking items from shelves, inserting them into his rectum and returning them to the shelf

[Osculater]

He was just shopping for the right size no biggie

 

[kflo]

try before you buy..................

 

[oldshadow]

Must be from Austin.

 

[spamking]

Sherdogger confirmed.

@KOPPE right? That's who you were thinking?

 

[HomeCheese]

I hear this is really common in Texas.

 

[KOPPE]

@KOPPE right? That's who you were thinking?

I do shove things up there but not like this.
Maybe its @HereticBD

 

[Roop Holstry]

Let’s not kink shame the man.

Some dudes like to collect baseball cards or take walks on the beach….and other dudes like to put random store objects up their bum and return them kindly to the shelves.

 

[Scerpi]

Just your average red state resident

Just can't help yourself... lol

Douche - Blue states have the monopoly on shit tier fucksticks









Oh, and this was downtown Houston. Solid blue BTW - This Peach has been the local Rep there for 30 years

 

[Mr Holmes]

I do shove things up there but not like this.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

LOL @Cajun you moonlighting in that kilt again?

 

[AtomicPanther]

If only there were a place he could stay a while, with lots of things to put in his ass..........

 

[Seano]

"Kilt".....

 

[Cajun]

LOL @Cajun you moonlighting in that kilt again?

Hahahaha that was nice.

 

[koquerelle]

What a disgusting creep.


We need a new War Room award for weirdest title.

 

[Legumes]

If you consumed any cucumbers, bananas, or any other roughly phallic shaped fruits or veggies in that area, I've got bad news for you.

 

[Goatenstein]

Vest 3:16

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Damn, didn't know that's what they meant by do not use if seal has been tampered with it

 

[Spam On Rye]

What do people expect will happen when degeneracy and homosexuality is normalized?

 

[Poon Goon]

Fuck criminal mischief, should have been charged with domestic terrorism.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

"Honey, did you grab the light bulbs?"

"Yep. I even got 'em on discount, because the box was open."

this is giving me "1 man 1 jar" vibes.