The weirdest thing happened this morning.
I was at the airport and ran into BJ Penn. It was a little crowded and he was all "fuck social distancing" and plopped down right next to me at gate 69. He had this obnoxious queso pretzel thing and was chewing with his mouth open like a wild fucking animal. Plus it had some kind of garlic thing in the "dippin sause" that he was regularly belching.
Anyhow, he looked my way for a minute while I was "Sherdogging" on my phone and he asked if I was a big MMA fan. I said "yeah, it's awesome to meet you and I really enjoyed your early career... Well that pissed him right off and he gets sorta puffy chested and asks: "whadda ya mean by that?" I had to really backpedal and sorta give him a list of amazing things he did and that I dug the fact that he was Hawaiian.
After that he was all like mahalo dude and we were back on track..
Then I was looking back to my phone and laughing about the amazing beatdown BWR
@bigwaverider is putting on the War Room guy and BJ asks me again "what's so funny....? So I tell him this Hawaiian Sherdog Mod is stomping down this little fella and he picks up his own phone and logs da fuck in and puts in his Vote for BWR !
Anyhow... That's how my morning went and I can say I helped BWR in his victory.