Come up with a name for a celebrity's book

[Fedorgasm]

When celebrities come out with their autobiographies it's usually a semi-clever reference to something in their career.

For instance, Belinda Carlisle's book was called unsealed lips, which was a throw back to one of her hit songs, "our lips are sealed"

Or Steve Jobs has an unflattering biography title with "iCon" which I though was insanely clever.

So pick a celebrity and come up with the perfect title for their autobiography or biography.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Will Smith: I, Cuck

Denzel Washington: Monica

Donald Trump: Everyone says this is the best autobiography ever

Monica Lewinsky: How I Blew My Big Break

 

[Morning Star]

GuyCon

 

[Fedorgasm]

Will Smith: I, Cuck

LOL it wouldn't surprise me if someday we saw something like "Will Smith: My story--my words" written by Jada Pinkett

 

[subtlySteve]

Steven Seagal: Kicking Butt and Taking Naps - The Zen Master's Guide to Action and Relaxation

 

[Belaya Smert]

Cleavage and Cannoli's
Giada De Laurentis

 

[Fedorgasm]

Alexandra Daddario: My two keys to success.

 

[subtlySteve]

Scarlett Johansson: The Bosom Chronicles.

Sydney Sweeney: Bouncing Through Hollywood.

 

[Patrick Jane]

Turds and Mollusk
by Amber Heard

 

[Fedorgasm]

Brittney Spears: Hit me, meth pipe, one more time

 

[Fedorgasm]

Jared Fogle: a footlong for both ends

 

[jeff7b9]

Tito Ortiz
"The Greatest Light Heavyweight of the Night"

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

The Fans Were Always My Friend
The Heartwarming Dana White Story

 

[AbominableJoman]

Joe Biden: Huh

 

[Yoel Bromero]

The ultimate guide to fucking your favourite adopted kid

Woody Allen with a personalised forward by Angelina Jolie

 

[Damo321]

P Diddy: “I’ll be molesting you!”

Brad Pitt: “Once upon a Time in…shut the fuck up bitch!”

Tom Cruise “Top Gay”

 

[Contempt]

Joe Biden: POTATUS.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

Mein Kampf
-Claudine Gay

Whiter Shade of Pale
-Shaun King

The Jews Did This
-Ronaldo

Marry Me Cherry Brigand!
-Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lawrence

 

[666]

Taylor swift: I only got herpes.

 

[666]

Trudeau: 'How I Fucked Canada.

The Olsen twins: 'Two lines at the same time.'

Jon Jones: 'All the times I got away with it'.

Jeff Bezos: 'How to be a POS because you can'.

Elon Musk: 'Why I know I'm the Smartest Person in the Room'.

Riley Reid: 'Big and black'.