Media Conor fed by Salt Bae

[spinup]

This scam is for morons who care more about posting their meal on Instagram, than about what they eat.
The last thing I want to do with an expensive steak, is to have it coated in gold while a porn actor hand feed it to me.

 

[MMonk]

Is that the touch butt dork from the park?

Not really... bet the same goofy motherfucker type

 

[axe wound]

You're probably just insecure about your own masculinity

No I'm insecure about all things to do with myself in general. That's why we are sitting across the table from each other here in our mother's mouldy basement, wearing our tap out shirts we begged santa for, and waiting for her to send the milkman down here to beat us again after she's finished him off on our bunkbeds.

 

[Do The Evolution]

3/10 salt technique, grinning like it’s a plate of vagina he’s about to dive into.

So this is what Josh Fabia is up to when he's not chasing Diego round the cage lovingly with a knife.

 

[Cranberry2.0]

No I'm insecure about all things to do with myself in general. That's why we are sitting across the table from each other here in our mother's mouldy basement, wearing our tap out shirts we begged santa for, and waiting for her to send the milkman down here to beat us again after she's finished him off on our bunkbeds.

Well speak for yourself, maybe you're joking but don't be so hard on yourself man. At the end of the day we all have toxic holes that shoot poop out. Even the prettiest of us lol. You'll be ok!

 

[KillerIsBack V2]

CZN BURAK>> Salt bae

Hell naw!
Burak's food is nasty.. both Burak places are nasty.
I passed by both of them in Turkey and did not even bother, too many of my relatives adn friends complained about it and I was not planning on ruining a meal during my honeymoon.

 

[PulsingJones]

I like Salt Bae, but Idk it just bothers me how the salt falls on his arm hair and into the food. He's still the man and all

I hope you never see a baker in action.
The dough sticks on their arm regularly.

At least with Salt bae it's just...salt

 

[Jose Beehive]

My Steak was a Balloon.

 

[Joinho10]

Hell naw!
Burak's food is nasty.. both Burak places are nasty.
I passed by both of them in Turkey and did not even bother, too many of my relatives adn friends complained about it and I was not planning on ruining a meal during my honeymoon.

I haven't been to the turkey one so I can't speak on it but the one in downtown Dubai was class.

 

[Pious Augustus]

@Buff

 

[Shak_Fu]

Insane what one meme can do for one's reputation

 

[Nada.]

hard world to live in, people can't afford their food and fucking celebrities eat gold while proletarians like their stories from their decrepit basement

Amen!

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

Nothing better than gold foil in your teeth.

 

[blaccbeard]

 

[King Joffery]

Wait is Conor and everyone else from that card still stuck out there?
I know I heard Hooker was stuck there until about mid march lol which must suck as he doesn't even have a cool yacht to hang out in.

 

[5thDimensionMMA]

I'm serious.....is that salt bae guy mentally challenged? Like is he autistic or something? No shame and not mocking mental illness or autism. Something seems wrong with that guy.

It's his salt bae character, dude came out of nothing to be the one of the most richest and famous people in the world. He worked a dishwasher as a kid and now he's a celebrity.

 

[Megalodon]

 

[Jeandoozz]

It's his salt bae character, dude came out of nothing to be the one of the most richest and famous people in the world. He worked a dishwasher as a kid and now he's a celebrity.

he was probably more socialy useful as a dishwasher than as a celebrity, though

 

[HUGHPHUG]

you lot are fucking weird

 

[Rwina]

I like Salt Bae, but Idk it just bothers me how the salt falls on his arm hair and into the food. He's still the man and all

In Europe chefs don't even wear gloves in the kitchen