News Dana's house got invaded. $2500 reward for catching the culprit

[Poirierfan]

I'd claim the $2500 then just use it to pay someone to go do it again.

 

[GrantB13]

Lol that’s comically low for him.

 

[ComfortablyNumb55]

I'd claim the $2500 then just use it to pay someone to go do it again.

 

[KOPPE]

$2500 to show up, $30 Snitch Bonus

 

[Davidjacksonjones]

I'd claim the $2500 then just use it to pay someone to go do it again.

I'll send the guy an extra $1000 to take a huge crap on Dana's doorstep

 

[MaulingMyClown]

Tim Silvia...now gimme my fucking money

 

[sadoquera]

totally necessary. you cannot put coby colvignton to fight for the belt without no further consequences. does not matter if you are dana white or the pope.

 

[Ozze]

Looks like the dude took a selfie before kicking the door.

Probably some dumbass trying to be cool online.
We should really shut down the internet, too many dumb people in the world.

By the way, change the title of this thread, nobody invaded his house.

 

[Bret 'The Hitman' Hart]

$2,500 hahaha

No way I would snitch on someone for $2,500 when I know the "victim" is almost a billionaire.

 

[TerrorTimmy]

All that freakin money but still uses potato cams for home security?

Probably hired some "security guy" to set it all up and got ripped off by an amateur A/V wannabe

 

[mudrubble]

Which one of you fuckers did it??

No WAY the guy doesn't post here.

And Uncle RedFester with the lowball offer. Dude, do you think we're fighters???!?!? Up the fuckin' ante, Mr. Vegas High Roller.

I'm not ratting out a fellow shertard for a measly $2500. My morals are for sale, but they're not cheap, fucker. May as well go White Power Slap Fight for that amount....

 

[Yep]

I'd claim the $2500 then just use it to pay someone to go do it again.

That’s too funny

 

[mudrubble]

Shouldn't the thread title be "one of Dana's many houses got invaded"?

"One of Dana's many houses got kicked. Luckily, the rental tenants had moved out last month"

Follow up: "The attacker was the last rental tenant. Dana kept his photos and claimed ownership of his likeness. In perpetuity."

 

[Cartiac]

Probably hired some "security guy" to set it all up and got ripped off by an amateur A/V wannabe

He's freakin Dana White, just put out a backwards chair for TFerg to sit in and all security issues are solved, no one will come close to that door.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

$2500 and a pile of snow? Probably got sand in his driveway in Maine, tbh.

 

[El Fernas]

1.25k to snitch / 1.25k if they catch him.

All that freakin money but still uses potato cams for home security?

Dana is cheap all around, not just fighter pay.

 

[Quietus]

Those were some vicious leg kicks to the door, Dana is actually paying the $2500 as a scouting bonus because he wants to sign this man to a UFC contract.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

I thought something was fishy when I saw a snow machine sitting on a trailer with Nevada plates, so I walked on

 

[Ornife]

1.25k to snitch / 1.25k if they catch him.



Dana is cheap all around, not just fighter pay.

Guessing if someone does inform on the culprit, Dana will claim he never said he would pay the $2500.

 

[Cooliox]

Meanwhile Wonderboy still ain't got paid