Fiancé got me a very cool t shirt for Xmas coz I love UFC

[The Boomerang]

I know you’re all very jealous

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Your wife loves you, that's all I can say. And, while you're gonna look like an absolute fool, standing in line with that shirt on, at Walgreens, bc you stopped to get the wife who loves you so much some Metamucil, but, even still, it's the kind of love story you wanna see. Give her ass an extra squeeze the next time she hugs you.

 

[Neck&Neck]

looks classic yet luxurious bro, make sure you 10-8 the wife tonight

 

[Laheys'Liquorland]

Fiance sending message to you..."You Fuck Cunt" tonight my man.
Get it!

 

[Tapatio]

Cool bro! You train UFC like most Sherdoggers?

 

[DrRodentia]

This is one of the things I worry about come Christmas.

 

[Contempt]

If she really loved you, she would have bought you...

 

[Ace70 V2]

looks classic yet luxurious bro, make sure you 10-8 the wife tonight

No. 10-8's lead to children. Give her a solid 10-9.

 

[MaulingMyClown]

She got it for you so you look like a loser and she will have you all to herself

 

[Poirierfan]

I know you’re all very jealous

Sorry, she's 100% cheating and has moved on without your knowledge, it's the only explanation why she would buy you that.

 

[AmonTobin]

Now you can take her for long walks after dark even in the most crime infested areas of your city, and she need not worry.

 

[puppybird]

Do you even lift

 

[Khaosan]

No. 10-8's lead to children. Give her a solid 10-9.

10-7 anal destruction imo

 

[usernamee]

it's no TapOut shirt that's for sure

 

[Poirierfan]

10-7 anal destruction imo

Anal destruction with the pee in mouth combo is a tko if I remember correctly.

 

[Khaosan]

Anal destruction then pee in the mouth is a tko.

Good lord, what is a KO then?!?

 

[Poirierfan]

Good lord, what is a KO then?!?

The ole #1 + #2 in mouth combo, no one ever gets up form it.

 

[The Boomerang]

10-7 anal destruction imo

That’s her favourite

 

[Poirierfan]

That’s her favourite

I take back what I said about her cheating now, I think she really loves you.

 

[Uber_Noober]

That shirt is a slippery slope to an ipad