Funniest name in sports history?

[Streeter]

Trying to see if anything beats Dick Trickle.
Wstercooler office talk somehow turned to this today . Which one of these would be the funniest name (unintentionally)

 

[DaleBoca]

 

[Zer]

There's an up and coming striker in the Dutch footie league called Jizz Hornkamp

Jizz Hornkamp - Wikipedia

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Also a shoutout to lower league legend Dean Windass

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Almost didn’t see dick Butkus on the list got worries

 

[Spounman]

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

 

[Zer]

South African Cricket Batsman Quinten de Kock

Quinton de Kock - Wikipedia

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A surname with a proud sporting history

Johan de Kock - Wikipedia

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Neil de Kock - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The legend Andrei Arshavin (Russian for Arse Shaving)

 

[ChickenBrother]

No ones beating Dick Trickle or Jizz Hornkamp but Harry Colon is a solid effort.

 

[Thrawn33]

No ones beating Dick Trickle or Jizz Hornkamp but this man also belongs on the list of candidates:

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My first thought as well.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Pronounced “Albert Poo Holes.”

 

[Jack Reacheround]

And don’t forget the different types of Johnson’s.
Randy Johnson
Magic Johnson

 

[Pliny Pete]

 

[toasty]

 

[Satsui Ryu]

Lucious Pusey

 

[Sobek]

I always liked Misty Hymen

 

[TardStrong]

Steve Sharts

 

[Hyperglide]

Zarly Zalapski
Gaylord Perry
Tony Twist

To name a few.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Trying to see if anything beats Dick Trickle.
Wstercooler office talk somehow turned to this today . Which one of these would be the funniest name (unintentionally)

After all these years I still don t get how "BJ Penn" didn't become a running joke.

 

[Volador]

The funny thing is, I actually heard Rusty Kuntz and Chubby Cox are best friends.

 

[Sonny Qc]

Zarly Zalapski
Gaylord Perry
Tony Twist

To name a few.

I remember Tony Twist for one funny thing
NHL 93 on SNES

His overall was 5/100
The second worst player was like 55 lol.

I know the guy was a Goon
But LMAO