I Just Outside Ashi HeelHooked a Whitebelt in GI Rolling, ASK ME ANYTHING!

Did the Sith Lord teach you how to choke people with the force?
 
This story is clearly complete bullshit.

Everybody knows leglocks don’t work
 
Kforcer said:
Thanks for ruining a good story, jerk.
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Sorry bruh, somebody had to break reality to you.

Someday you’ll thank me

- Santa isn’t real
- Leglocks don’t work
- the 10th planet in the solar system is flat
 
He tapped, but he said it hurt his toes more than anything.
 
Sweeptheleg7 said:
Was the white belt one of those world champion black belts pretending to be a white belt for a prank video but you broke his leg and made it awkward?
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No, he was a 36 year old with no previous athletic background besides hardcore videogaming.
 
Have you no decency MAN? What's next? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
 
How come his knee didn’t instantly explode? IBJJF tells me leg locks is the devil and just thinking about them leads to injury.
 
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kpoz12 said:
No, he was a 36 year old with no previous athletic background besides hardcore videogaming.
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Then I call bullshit on this story, his reflexes should be way to good to get leglocked.
 
why did you not kenmura him?

have you gone soft?
 
Esile said:
Then I call bullshit on this story, his reflexes should be way to good to get leglocked.
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From what I gather from reading in between the lines, he only used strikers when he played fighting games and generally stuck to projectile attacks. But he was predominantly a turn-based RPG specialist. Otherwise, he was probably either burnt out that day or holding back.
 
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