If a fighters abilities were based on how handsome they are then who would be the best fighters in each weight class?

[Mohawk Banditó]

This really feels like "I can't ask who is the most handsome without getting torn apart. BUT WHAT IF.."

 

[glenn777]

Dober and long hair Strickland

 

[sonofjay817]

Thinly veiled gay thread. On second thought, its not really veiled at all. Why not say, the hottest male fighters in each weight class? There's effectively no reason to convert it to fighter ability because all you're judging from beginning to end is hotness.

 

[TempleoftheDog]

 

[BJJ4Tone]

 

[KillerIsBack V2]

Finally, I can talk about my dick and mods can't stop me. It's like inviting a vampire into your ass -- er, house.

Freudian slipology translation:
You enjoy a lil bit of brown pudding in your blood. Aka: Scatty Vamp.

 

[Reptile_Bong_Hit]

Based on looks & shtick potential:

FW: Alexandre "Pornstar" Pantoja
BW: Christian Rodriguez
FW: Aljo, if he counts, otherwise T-City
LW: Arman "Hammer" Tsarukyan
WW: Vicente Luque
MW: Living La Vida Costa
LHW: Poatan
HW: Bones

Oh right, WMMA:

WBW: MBS--she always looks great at events--beautiful smile!
WFW: Alexa Grasso
WSW: Polyana Viana

 

[GoWokeGoBroke]

Clearly OP wants to be strangled by man’s gentiles

 

[POWER SLAP WORLD CHAMPION]

Mods are either still sleeping or gay.

 

[Conor Strickland]

Obviously Strickland is pfp number 1 when it comes to most handsome.

 

[Clark Rogers]

If threads were rated on their romo-scale, how bad is this one?

 

[WokeWarrior]

Heavy Weight- Alistar overeem, gane young frank mir.
congo & francis had GOD Bodies and women can sometimes overlook handsomeness
if you PACKIN down there and got money...

Light heavyweight - jon jones, alexander, pride sho gun rua, young Rashad evans

MiddleWeight- stephen thompson, young mike bisping,

welterweight Gsp Tyron Woodley Young Jake shields

Light weight -young Poirer, anthony pettis

featherweight- Connor, bryan ortega,

Bantom weight Dominick cruz, if mighty mouse was taller he would be super STUD.

 

[Broke Lester]

I would be the Champion in every weight class.

 

[TempleoftheDog]

If threads were rated on their romo-scale, how bad is this one?

10.5/10

 

[TriangleMonkey]

Isn’t Sexyama Sherdog’s Sexygoat?

 

[blewgums]

Is Gwyneth Paltrow in the UFC?

Because I vote for him.

Ooh! Laura Dern also.

 

[Skarsgard]

The Sex, obviously. Shout out to Elias (RIP) and Luke Rockhold.

 

[Dirty Frank]

"fighters' abilities based on how handsome they are"

 

[Goutfather]

if the fighters abilities were based on how gay their predominantly male audience is, costa prolly ranks highly.

 

[Luthien]

@Luthien your female powers are needed!