If someone narrated your life, who would you want to be the narrator?

[pinger]

Emperor Palpatine

 

[MuayThaiSteve79]

Kenny Powers

 

[Thrawn33]

Emperor Palpatine

Something something complete!

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Troy Baker.

He can do enough voices to cover all the different voices in my head.

 

[Meatspin]

Anthony Bourdain

 

[Sycho Sid]

Patrick Stewart. He does comedy well, and well, seems appropriate for my life.

 

[I Am Legion]

James Hetfield--YEAH.....

 

[Joshuaace]

My Dad.

"...and here's where my dumbass kid fell in a pile of shit and got up smelling like a Rose......AGAIN."

 

[boingyman]

Snoop Dogg

 

[deviake]

Morgan Freeman, David Attenborough, or John Cleese (can't decide, sorry), and they'd have to be roasting me the whole time while playing it straight.

 

[Bobby00]

Marty Funkhouser

 

[ssBaldy]

Joe Rogan, and I want him to go "OOOOHHH!" every time I fuck up

 

[jx820]

James Earl Jones

 

[PaddyO'malley]

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Hitler. Riles up the masses

 

[HunterAcosta]

Tom Hardy as Bane.

 

[Osculater]

If I can't have Kat Williams as my narrator than I guess this guy will do

 

[emefer]

John the stutterer.

 

[lweiberg]

This guy reads a lot of audiobooks I get. His name is Charlton Griffin.

Quick one, shitty script, just wanted to demo the voice -

 

[lweiberg]

Schwarzenegger.

I've played around with his voice a bit. Quite a big difference over the years. I think I prefer the earlier voice from Pumping Iron.

Speaking of, here's Larry David doing Arnie's "coming" routine from Pumping Iron -