If you were an MMA fighter, what would your nickname be? .... Assassin? Pitbull?

[Platinum Perry Mason]

The Platinum Pitbull
Platbull
Platty The Pitbully.

 

[Bigmoney4166]

Beastin 26/9

 

[Sasha]

Probably Harvey.
Because my first and last name are only a few letters short JFK's official killer's.

 

[RockyLockridge]

Black frost

 

[Fluffernutter]

Mike "Dynamic Fasteners" Smith

 

[Platinum Perry Mason]

Mike "Condom Depot" Smith

fixed that for you

 

[Worthmore]

Notorious Twelve

 

[Joe Buck]

Shiva the destroyer

 

[White lightning 2]

Dogface gremlin

 

[White lightning 2]

Either dirk digger or deeznuts

 

[Tapioca Cold]

Introducing first, fighting out of the blue corner .....'The Choke 'n Poke'....!


Chicks love it.

 

[accolyte1022]

Soon i Will be bald. By the time i get to UFC ppl would call me Bald eagle because im bald and fight like khabib.

Only one of those is true.<45>

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

I'm too cool for a nickname, just like the Diaz bros. Or perhaps I've smoked too much weed to think of a good nickname... just like the DIaz bros.

 

[Kryptt]

Most Sherdoggers can use CM Punk as a nickname as they would do just as well as he did in the UFC.

Holy Shit - Right in the Feels!

 

[HotWingsSlayer]

"Blazin Budster"
It does have a nice ring to it.

 

[JustBleed69]

Big Chungus

 

[Kaiserjuan]

Kaiser "Hijo del Diablo" Juan
Kaiser "Raging Hardon" Juan
Kaiser "El Toro de Tijuana" Juan
Kaiser "Voy follar tu Mama" Juan
Kaiser "El Carnicero" Juan

 

[Saiyok]

Kaiser "Hijo del Diablo" Juan
Kaiser "Raging Hardon" Juan
Kaiser "El Toro de Tijuana" Juan
Kaiser "Voy follar tu Mama" Juan
Kaiser "El Carnicero" Juan

Using your real name on Sherdog?

 

[javjacob]

Turd Furgusson
The Can Smasher
Kyle, Chad, Karen

 

[McGrubie]

My nickname would be “The Goat”… and I would go on to lose my first three fights by brutal KO, and get cut.