Media Jon Jones "I survived USADA"

[ocfightfan]

Jon Jones...victim of USADA. Can you hear it folks? The worlds smallest violin is playing the saddest song for us all to weep.

No Jon, you just benefitted from the fact that the tests have become so good that they detect levels indistinguishable from environmental contamination.

 

[Deleted member 592822]

i know everyone is frustrated with this cheating prick getting lenient punishment again and again... but ya'll need to realize that it's practically impossible for his story to end well. he's bound to fuck up again and again until he either ends up dead or in jail. let's just hope he doesn't take anyone with him.

 

[Tweak896]

Imagine if Jones was natural and now USADA is gone he returns looking like Ubereem at HW.

 

[Kohelet]

lol
he must be laughing while pressing send

 

[WhiteMousse]

lmfao

 

[TerrorTimmy]

By getting caught 3 times?

By getting caught 3 times and dodging a lifetime ban

 

[Mammothman]

Amen Jones

 

[ryun253]

lol
he must be laughing while pressing send

hell yeah he is lol

 

[Kryptt]

 

[Oris79]

Jones = GOAT.

 

[Marko Polo]

This mofo is trolling lol.

Has been his entire career

 

[Dana's Moonface]

The GOAT made USADA famous

 

[HaulParris]

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I can't tell if he's being sarcastic, delusional, narcissistic, or some combination of all three.

 

[Billthebutcher]

STFU jon.
You're the UFC's lance armstrong.
go on oprah next year and cry a little.

 

[LiQuiD42]

They should just let Stipe and Jones roid for this one. Ya know, get each fighter into peak fighting form. Once USADA leaves it’s likely open season again. I think Jones sticks around longer. I can tell he is already excited.

 

[AmbassadorFright]

By getting caught 3 times?

No you don't understand. It was Cialis and Cocaine. He has demons that lead him to those failed tests. It's just a way of keeping a good man down

 

[SpedDaddyV]

PRAISE JESUS

JESUS CHRIST!

 

[Klippy]

Inb4 +10 pages.

 

[humdizzle]

Gastelum should be credited for the win over Vitor as well.

 

[fastone]

Imagine if Jones was natural and now USADA is gone he returns looking like Ubereem at HW.

oh, that's happening. ..can't wait to see it! "Uber Jones!"