Media McGregor spasms during Sports Illustrated interview

[Bork Neslar]

Dain Bramage.

 

[HHJ]

Title loss this can't be real
Can't stand this neck crank I feel
Khabib is killing meeee to the point of agony
Growing darkness, call my mom
I was champ but now my belt is gooooone

 

[usernamee]

Title loss this can't be real
Can't stand this neck crank I feel
Khabib is killing meeee to the point of agony
Growing darkness, call my mom
I was champ but now my belt is gooooone

u really got Metallica on your mind lately huh

 

[cheesus]

He's done. I hope one day we can get a real documentary on Conors life.

 

[HHJ]

u really got Metallica on your mind lately huh

Well, other than Metallica and Fedor what else is there to really be thinking about tbh

 

[Tapatio]

Early onset Parkinsons. He needs to check on that asap

 

[Psychedelic]

Title loss this can't be real
Can't stand this neck crank I feel
Khabib is killing meeee to the point of agony
Growing darkness, call my mom
I was champ but now my belt is gooooone

The more apt McGregor song would be Master of Puppets, the entire song.

End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your death's construction
Taste me, you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master, master
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me, you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master, master
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master (master)
Where's the dreams that I've been after?
(Master, master)
You promised only lies
(Laughter, laughter)
All I hear or see is laughter
(Laughter, laughter)
Laughing at my cries
Fix me!
Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master, master
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master

 

[HHJ]

The more apt McGregor song would be Master of Puppets, the entire song.

End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your death's construction
Taste me, you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master, master
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me, you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master, master
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master (master)
Where's the dreams that I've been after?
(Master, master)
You promised only lies
(Laughter, laughter)
All I hear or see is laughter
(Laughter, laughter)
Laughing at my cries
Fix me!
Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master, master
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master, master

Hau hau hauuuuu

 

[VonSupervillain]

Holy shit, this was actually hard to watch.

 

[JakePaulMMA]

Great job dissecting and explaining the pun. We would have never made the connection between method actor and meth without your follow ups to really break it down for us you stupid monkeys

Spoiler

Username checks out.

I'm done dealing with troll accounts, bro

 

[VonSupervillain]

What do you mean by "Involuntarily spazms"?? all spasms are involuntary

Ah, yes. I see you, too, know the definition of things.

 

[TheHabitualLineStepper]

Jesus Christ he looks terrible.

Maybe he dies soon.

 

[Neck&Neck]

A tall glass of water and a nap and he’ll be good as new

 

[Tapatio]

Canor is never coming back. He's all fucked up. Drugged out. Steroids. Probably PTSD from the Poirier ass kickings. Maybe early onset parkinsons. This little man is clearly not well.

 

[Poirierfan]

Breh.

I've had this myself. But, after like a near-death amount of ecstasy / comedown and, other shit. Also when I took endless amounts of high quality meth 2-3 days once... It was very bad. He's fkn TWEAKING...

Holy fucking shit that bad. Dude needs serious help at this point. Maybe that's why the UFC isn't giving him a fight? They want him to get cleaned up maybe? It can't be more obvious, you'd have to be a baboon to not notice that he has a major drug problem.

 

[Poirierfan]

Poor Jake he's just trying to be professional as possible. Although, I'm sure he's concerned about Conor.

Jake will never work with that dude again.

 

[Koro_11]

 

[Poirierfan]

Millionaires don’t do meth and meth use would be obvious, he would look like a zombie with a sink in face

My ex was on meth and I didn't find out till we separated (she always said it was Adderall when I asked her what the fuck was she on). She was fat. He looks more like a meth head than she did. Drugs don't discriminate classes of people. They just had a neurosurgeon I saw got busted for meth while heading to surgery.

I don't know what Conor is on, but it's definitely some type of speed imo.

 

[barillas]

Millionaires don’t do meth and meth use would be obvious, he would look like a zombie with a sink in face

no, there are meth users who are functional people

 

[barillas]

My ex was on meth and I didn't find out till we separated (she always said it was Adderall when I asked her what the fuck was she on). She was fat. He looks more like a meth head than she did. Drugs don't discriminate classes of people. They just had a neurosurgeon I saw got busted for meth while heading to surgery.

I don't know what Conor is on, but it's definitely some type of speed imo.

Do you know the band Queens of the stone age? Its leader, Josh Homme, just recently revealed he has been using meth for more than 10 years, he said he used to snort it, and he was relatively functional while being an addict