My sons first words!

[PhilMcCavity]

I’ve raised my son to be a ufc fan since day one and he’s finally uttered his first words. Those words were “Conor mcgregor”. I couldn’t be more proud of the little tyke and am really waiting to see what comes next but I’m really hope for a jon anik quote. I had a daughter back in the early days of tuf and her first words were “do you wanna be a fuckin fighter?”. Her favourite fighter is Andy wang. Have any of you guys had any similar experiences??? Btw I already bought my son his birthday present for his 2nd birthday- it’s a ufc hot dog brander.

 

[NoStoneUnturned]

Is your son 30?

 

[Talon81]

TS is my son. im not a proud poppa

 

[dittohead84]

Ah the ol' intentional simpleton thread. She's a thigh slapper I tells ya

 

[genecop]

Maybe this should be in Mayberry?

 

[MuffinsAppletree]

You kid will eat crayons and lick bus windows. Congrats.

 

[Fahcough]

Your kid didn't speak until 2?

 

[Belaya Smert]

Kid sounds like a can

 

[StreetJudas]

My son is also a Conor fan. Conor is a great role model and I hope my son grows up to be a man with class and good person like Conor, I would be very proud.

 

[PhilMcCavity]

My son is also a Conor fan. Conor is a great role model and I hope my son grows up to be a man with class and good person like Conor, I would be very proud.

I hope my son turns out like McKenzie dern

 

[PhilMcCavity]

Ah the ol' intentional simpleton thread. She's a thigh slapper I tells ya

I know the guy in your profile pic of you find him funny you should find me hilarious you little squid

 

[ninja boot]

TS sounds like the type to brand his own "hotdog" with the UFC logo

 

[ultra321]

worst troll post ever....

 

[StreetJudas]

I hope my son turns out like McKenzie dern

Well my son was actually my daughter before we decided to give her hormones and let her decide her/his gender (who’s 5 btw) Our children deserve the choice of their gender/pronouns and we should respect it.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

When my kids act up, I tell them to fear the consequences.

 

[JosephTessaro]

TS, don’t become a comedian.

 

[Aluminati]

Be real. He said "I shit on bus" didn't he?

 

[koquerelle]

You're no Donnie, but that's a still a good troll job.
6/10

 

[PhilMcCavity]

Well my son was actually my daughter before we decided to give her hormones and let her decide her/his gender (who’s 5 btw) Our children deserve the choice of their gender/pronouns and we should respect it.

Such a brave child. I totally agree with your decision sweetheart. My parents pulled a similar maneuver with me as a youngster. They wanted me to be a wolf man so they injected me with wolf blood. It partially worked as now I have wolf genitals and I burrough down and sleep in a den every night.

 

[93confirmed]

No one cares about you or your son.