NFL: Superbowl LVIII 2-11-24

Why's George Kittle always look so damn greasy? Does this mofo have a "don't wash your hair on game day" superstition or something?
 
Lame superbowl beginning
*hits OT button*
Instant classic
A miracle sitiation could still hit me my over 47.5 too.

I already kissed that 100 bucks goodbye in the 2nd qtr, lol.

I'll be giddy if that shit actually hits now!
 
Why didn't Chiefs use their other Timeout earlier on?

Does it not carry over to OT?
 
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You sure don't hear much hype anymore, but allegedly the dollar is about to crumble and we're all going to be millionaires if holding the right coin.

Spoiler alert though: they say that perpetually, lol.
"The right coin" is being healthy (by working out and eating right)... being able to defend yourself with your hands and with a gun.

This world goes to hell and we lose money value, the only value worth having is being able to defend and survive.
 
Refs to the rescue... stupid hold
 
All those angry, lonely 35+ year old women...

Why 'sorry' to the Dude about angry lonely 35+ Swift fans?
Can't imagine him having time for that.
Money first.

Lame superbowl beginning
*hits OT button*
Instant classic

"Good" scripting.

A bit surprised about defensive holding against the Chefs, but it was so blatant, they must've decided they couldn't miss calling it.

"The right coin" is being healthy (by working out and eating right)... being able to defend yourself with your hands and with a gun.

^ completely factual
 
IDk if this is outta pocket but like Reba could still get it. That lady 75 and I would be making them hips break. No disrespect. *slow clappin palms together* uhh uhh uhh uhh
 
Refs quick to give back the holding call earlier lol
 
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