Locked Prem Thread 23/24 v19: Bayer 04 Leverkusen Fußball GmbH Edition

[Arqueto]

Dan Fucking Burn it is then.

2 United home games and I’m expecting a combined 1-8.

Dan Burn has been good since he went to CB.

Our game on Wednesday could be a mad one; we've only got one CB too so there will be goals.

 

[LEWIS540]

Dan Burn has been good since he went to CB.

Our game on Wednesday could be a mad one; we've only got one CB too so there will be goals.

Classic 0-0 written all over it then!!!!!

 

[650lb Sumo]

Spoiler: Eurovision

Boycott the cunts!

There's been a lot of trouble over Israel in the Eurovision this year, protests up to 100,000 apparently, Greta is there, the street performances were cancelled, the Israeli performer is being guarded by Shin Bet etc. There's a lot you can say about Israel but it isn't a European country, therefore it shouldn't be in the competition. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also Russia should be unboycotted immediately.

Spoiler: 🇧🇾

Good choice! Молчат Дома seem pretty popular in the Anglosphere now. Russian/(former) USSR culture is very good if you like depressing stuff.

Top lad, made me eat my words, as I wasn't happy when we signed him. Proved me wrong; shambles he wasn't in the YPOTY awards

@650lb Sumo

I doubted him too, but he came through!

 

[Deffid]

Hope our friend @LEWIS540 can (rightfully) talk about BVB being the luckiest CL winner ever for the next 10 years They lucked into the final, might as well go all the way!

 

[Chules]

Incorrect.

Incorrect.

More losses for the threads twink.

 

[Carl Drogo]

I still believe you cunts!











For next season. Treble on just like Jakka.

 

[Chules]

For next season.

For against Man City next week MATE

COYS!!

 

[Arqueto]

Classic 0-0 written all over it then!!!!!

Probably I cursed it.

Although we haven't had any problems scoring this season, conceding too many has been our problem

 

[Arqueto]

Are they burning down the stadium ?

You watching VfB bud?

 

[Arqueto]

Me looking for @BroRogan in the crowd at the game:

 

[LEWIS540]

Hope our friend @LEWIS540 can (rightfully) talk about BVB being the luckiest CL winner ever for the next 10 years They lucked into the final, might as well go all the way!

Hope so.

Really.

But the nonsense is OTT.

Mid team who battled through the weak side of the draw by the skin of their teeth.

Is that even debatable?

 

[LEWIS540]

Probably I cursed it.

Although we haven't had any problems scoring this season, conceding too many has been our problem

Jokes on you then.

We struggle to score, and concede too many.

…..midfield struggles too.

Expect Arsenal to properly wank us off, tbh.

If it stops City, fair enough. City will probably draw last game, and Arsenal will lose.

 

[Deffid]

Hope so.

Really.

But the nonsense is OTT.

Mid team who battled through the weak side of the draw through the skin of their teeth.

Is that even debatable?

I certainly won't debate against that. Knocking out Atletico and Eindhoven was kind of deserved at the end of the day I'd say, but in no way were they dominant over two legs and had their fair share of luck in both rounds for sure. Against PSG you get knocked out like 19 of 20 times with those kind of performances, have to play far better than that and allow far less chances to have a shot at beating Real.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

You watching VfB bud?

I had it on for a second... waiting for it to get good

 

[650lb Sumo]

@LEWIS540 causing mayhem ITT today like

 

[Arqueto]

We struggle to score, and concede too many.

Expect Arsenal to properly wank us off, tbh.

You lot always seem to turn up against Arsenal, especially at home. I was listening to Talkshite today and it's one win in 15 or 16 years for Arsenal at your gaff.

 

[LEWIS540]

You lot always seem to turn up against Arsenal, especially at home. I was listening to Talkshite today and it's one win in 15 or 16 years for Arsenal at your gaff.

Really?

Huh.

I know we’ve objectionaly done far better vs City in the last 10 years than we should have.

Forget Arsenal were shit outside the last 2 years too.

 

[LEWIS540]

I certainly won't debate against that. Knocking out Atletico and Eindhoven was kind of deserved at the end of the day I'd say, but in no way were they dominant over two legs and had their fair share of luck in both rounds for sure. Against PSG you get knocked out like 19 of 20 times with those kind of performances, have to play far better than that and allow far less chances to have a shot at beating Real.

Yeah.

Podcast I listened to today, said Dortmund lost 10 out of 12 CL games this year on Xg. Only 2 they won were against Newcastle. Stupid statistic, but interesting none the less. Not sure if that is true.

Either way, winning the CL, beating Madrid and Paris, whilst being a mediocre team, is my jam.

Think we’ve discussed before how weird it is that Germany’s second team is seen as such an underdog, but good luck to them.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Augsburg 0 - 0 Stuttgart at half time. I'm off now but hopefully there'll be good news when I come back! VfB go second with a win.

 

[BroRogan]

@Deffid @Chules @650lb Sumo @Arqueto pre-game vibe