Prem Thread 23/24 v19: Bayer 04 Leverkusen Fußball GmbH Edition

[Carl Drogo]

Haaland, not a tap in

Always rated him

 

[Chules]

The title is done man

Fuck city

 

[lsa]

The title is done man

Fuck city

 

[Chules]

After last season and again this, I can’t take it anymore. Fuck these Abu Dhabi pricks. It hurts.

I now know how Liverpool fans felt

 

[BroRogan]

@650lb Sumo was waiting for a match report from yesterday you went to the game? I saw your lads finished the league with a 2:0 win

 

[Chules]

@Carl Drogo we spared you lot imo

 

[Chules]

Spoiler: Bonus

 

[Shamrockftw]

After last season and again this, I can’t take it anymore. Fuck these Abu Dhabi pricks. It hurts.

I now know how Liverpool fans felt

The Spuds seem to be a bogey team for City, you never know

 

[Chules]

The Spuds seem to be a bogey team for City, you never know

I’d do homosexual things to @Carl Drogo if Spurs helped us win the league. I’d make them my second team.

 

[Chules]

@Shamrockftw thoughts on slot? What happens this summer? Hope you’ve been good bruv

 

[BroRogan]

@Deffid @Arqueto @Chules ( )

 

[650lb Sumo]

Isak closing in on the golden boot despite missing large parts of the season. Gang business

Good result yesterday, but Sheffield United are absolutely dreadful aren't they. I'm surprised it took this long for them to be mathematically relegated. Probably only because Burnley and Luton are terrible as well. They're probably all going straight back down - there's such a gap between the PL and the Championship it's hard to maintain. Three wins out of 35 games (so far) lol. Who loses 0 - 8 at home in the Premier League?

@UVee @650lb Sumo he’s going to feed @isa @lsa wiv all that chuna

Puzzles me why you (want to) return to the Heart of Darkness. Wouldn't be surprised if you end up getting macheted or something.

Violence against NHS hospital staff on the rise in London

Between April and November 2023, 406 violence offences against NHS workers were recorded in London.

www.bbc.co.uk

@EOW @Carl Drogo @650lb Sumo

Newnew Choon

Spoiler

New Jess Glynne album is

Alex Scott cameo. COYG ️️️

Can I counteract the relentless girly flower pop ITT?

Spoiler

Spoiler: MMA KO

I'd be impressed if you did, but do you know what fight this is from?

Went home early in preparation for the golf match today. Tornado warning storms wake me up at 3:30am. Stay up until golf gets cancelled at 7:00am. Discover Davies is starting at 7:20. Allah taking the absolute piss out of me

Match is in 4k at least

What's your handicap?

@650lb Sumo was waiting for a match report from yesterday you went to the game? I saw your lads finished the league with a 2:0 win

I've been busier than a Bosnian Bricklayer, as we used to say. It's (the Early) Goth Weekend!

This is the first chance I've had:

Spoiler: Match Report

I went to Whitby vs Macclesfield yesterday. The attendance was 1041 - the highest this season. The match was segregated and there were loads of security guards. The Macclesfield fans also only had the Upgang Road end to stand in, which has no shelter so they had to stand in the rain, although it stopped after a while. There were some people with Macclesfield regalia on sitting in the stand with us though so it wasn't completely enforced.

The match was aggressive for whatever reason. There ended up being eight yellow cards, including scuffles off the ball and one of our players getting pushed into one of the Macclesfield staff in their dugout. By the way Macclesfield's Director of Football is

Spoiler

Robbie Savage.

According to salty Macclesfield fans they didn't send their top lads because they are saving them for the promotion playoff on Tuesday. Anyway Whitby came out fast from the start and imposed our will on the game, creating a lot of chances. Macclesfield played most of the game on the back foot but their defence was stalwart and they also made things difficult for us in midfield, applying pressure and cutting off corridors so that some of our passes and runs went nowhere.

Still with the amount of chances we were creating you would expect some to get through and we scored two second half goals, as well as hitting the post in the first half. One was from a corner, we've been pretty good on corners lately. Macclesfield did have a couple of decent chances as well but nothing too scary. They were thoroughly outplayed in a strong final performance for the Seasiders!


Read the comments for salt and classlessness from Macclesfield fans.

Final standings:

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@Jonathan Utah what happened bro? Two points from your last six?

 

[Chules]

Puzzles me why you (want to) return to the Heart of Darkness. Wouldn't be surprised if you end up getting macheted or something.

I’d happily stay in wales tbh but I don’t have a life outside work lol. If I had my home comforts here it’d be no contest

Can I counteract the relentless girly flower pop ITT?

No idea what fight that ko was from lol

 

[Chules]

Larf every time

Spoiler: Bonus 2

 

[Chules]

@Carl Drogo

 

[Carl Drogo]

I’d do homosexual things to @Carl Drogo if Spurs helped us win the league. I’d make them my second team.

Stop typing this puff shit at me or I'll put you on ignore. You've been warned

 

[Carl Drogo]

@650lb Sumo Don't have an official handicap. Will gamble at a 5 in season. If I've taken a few weeks off, 7.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Larf every time

No doubt in my mind this is what turned Bissouma shit. As soon as he was addicted to LV he started playing wank. Will never forgive the brand me

 

[EOW]

What's your handicap?

He's a Spurs fan

 

[Carl Drogo]

He's a Spurs fan

prick