Prem Thread 23/24 v19: Bayer 04 Leverkusen Fußball GmbH Edition

[BroRogan]

Nice one BVB and @Deffid - what a game that was!

 

[Deffid]

Nice one BVB and @Deffid - what a game that was!

bring on the french sheikh COCKSUCKERS

 

[Da Speeit]

Ref lost the plot. Absolutely abysmal.
Xavi made a huge mistake putting Inigo on. Should have just pulled Frenkie back.

Whatever. Not bad for a group of kids and geezers. New players needed. New coach needed.

Hope Tranbappe and Dumbele tear their ACLs and never kick a ball again

 

[UVee]

 

[Da Speeit]

Hala Dortmund going forward

 

[Carl Drogo]

Hala Dortmund going forward

Condolences mate.

If Arsenal win it I'm making a porn suicide thread. You're welcome to post in it.

 

[Carl Drogo]

BANGER

 

[Da Speeit]

Condolences mate.

If Arsenal win it I'm making a porn suicide thread. You're welcome to post in it.

On King David.

GET BACK GANG

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Ref lost the plot. Absolutely abysmal.
Xavi made a huge mistake putting Inigo on. Should have just pulled Frenkie back.

Whatever. Not bad for a group of kids and geezers. New players needed. New coach needed.

Hope Tranbappe and Dumbele tear their ACLs and never kick a ball again

How did your boy Kounde play?

 

[BroRogan]

Condolences mate.

If Arsenal win it I'm making a porn suicide thread. You're welcome to post in it.

Bayern AV on tomorrow? Yes [ ] Yes [ ]

 

[Da Speeit]

How did your boy Kounde play?

Like shit, same as always.

 

[xtramob]

England going to lose that 5th place CL spot

@Carl Drogo We need Spurs to hulk up brother

 

[Carl Drogo]

Bayern AV on tomorrow? Yes [ ] Yes [ ]

#ABA

innit @xtramob

 

[Deffid]

England going to lose that 5th place CL spot

@Carl Drogo We need Spurs to hulk up brother

they still have Villa in that shitty canference league which for whatever reason counts just as much as CL/EL

 

[Deffid]

lol

 

[650lb Sumo]

Pretty young for a national manager. England's youngest manager was Walter Winterbottom, 33 when he took the job.

Kerber once stated to be a Bayern and THW Kiel (the handball Bayern) Fan, disgusting

I couldn't find any of her rocking a club top but she seems to be a fan of Deutschland!

I haven't read her biography but apparently she was born in Bremen, grew up in Kiel and now lives in central-western Poland, so I haven't found a link to Munchen.

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Spoiler: Match Report

I went to Whitby vs Morpeth this evening. The attendance was 302, the lowest this season. We were only one place above Morpeth but had them on the back foot from the start. They were deep and letting us push up, then rushed up fast when they got the ball. This see-sawing cost them at 10 minutes when our goalie Shane Bland caught a cross and kicked the ball accurately right up the pitch to our new number 11 from Middlesbrough Max Howells, in space, who went round the keeper and scored. We had most of the possession and put pressure on Morpeth. We held the ball well and the passing was good. It was a dominant first half and we scored again at 30 and 45, as well as having other shots miss or be blocked or saved.

In the second half however Morpeth had made some adjustments and the game was much more balanced. They were putting more pressure on us when we had the ball and their offside trap was working better. In fact they scored at 65 and one of our players got a straight red for a heavy tackle on the edge of the box. There were no more goals though. The second half was pretty weak, but the first half was so great it was a good win for us!



The Seasiders remain in 12th and the Highwaymen remain in 13th. Only two league games left now, Saturday and next Saturday, then the cup final!

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Predictions

West Ham 0 - 1 Bayer (0 - 3 agg)
Atalanta 0 - 2 Liverpool (3 - 2 agg)
LOSC 1 - 0 Aston Villa (2 - 2 agg, LOSC win on penalties)

 

[Gladiator24]

PSG definitely paid off UEFA, that’s some sketchy shit going on. First the non existent penalty vs Newcastle which saved them from being eliminated in the group stages. Then the easiest draw of any team to get to the final, real sociedad, washed up Barcelona, Dortmund, and then todays game with some sketchy calls.

It’s rigged for PSG. Calling it now.

 

[Chules]

painful day imo

Rip

 

[Chules]

@UVee @Jonathan Utah

Spoiler: Choon

 

[Chules]

@Arqueto @650lb Sumo