Pro's & Con's of working as a Mall Santa?

[Rhood]

Thinking about working as a mall Santa when I become really old and out of shape.
Rumor has it they get great pay and only work 2 weeks a year.

How bad could it be?

 

[TheTickG]

Pros
Get to wear a Santa suit

Cons
Low pay, have to be around kids, have to wear a Santa suit

 

[BisexualMMA]

 

[nonoob]

Go For It - Al Bundy did it one year, but he didn't show much X-Mas spirit.

 

[Sweater of AV]

It can be kind of bad.

On the bright side...uh...hmm I'm not sure if there's a bright side.

 

[Meatspin]

Depends if you want to touch kids or not? Hard pass
....wait that sounds all kinds of wrong

 

[The Good The Bad The HBK]

Would be rewarding to do that for a children's hospital, unless they ask to live for Christmas

 

[Osculater]

Pro: you might bang some of the Milfs
Con: Dilfs might want to bang you

 

[Fedorgasm]

Might be a good way to meet single moms.

If you see a hot mom, then you can ask Billy if there's a daddy in the picture.

 

[deadshot138]

Would be rewarding to do that for a children's hospital, unless they ask to live for Christmas

 

[Jesus X]

Pros:
pimpy suit and hat
Sit on your ass all day
Milfs

deranged milfs attracted to santa claus

Cons:
you look like a sex offender
Low pay
Only a deranged milf would be attracted to santa claus.

 

[SammyPops]

You gotta think there are a few unmarried MILFs in that line with a santa fetish.

 

[BreatheSherBro]

One hundred percent chance of someone putting a kid with a dirty diaper in your lap.

 

[Jackonfire]

Pros - you would be part of a gang

 

[James Eagle]

How many kids have pissed themselves on Santa’s lap?

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Spounman]

I can't think of any pros. The fact that you have potentially sick kids in your face all day terrifies me.

 

[Contempt]

The only upside I can think of is sometime thots seem to want to take pictures sitting on Santas lap.

 

[jeff7b9]

It can be kind of bad.

On the bright side...uh...hmm I'm not sure if there's a bright side.

That is my favorite scene in the history of television.