Me afterwards:
....ddddon't worry Felix, I won't tell anyone.
Me the next day at school by the tetherball pole, surrounded by the other kids during recess:
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ANd thEn aND thEn, FeliX's moM wAs aLL,
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
THen shE hIT hIm wiTH a LefT
AnD TheN and TheN a rIGhT,
THen A Hi-YAH! AnD a POW!
AnD thEn shE SpuN aROuND and
dId an UpPerCuT
anD theN anD TheN sHe tOOK ofF hEr SHOE and FeliX waS ALL cRyinG anD tryIng tO geT AwAy anD sTuFF BuT ThEn ShE KepT hItTinG hIM SmACK! LIKe ThaT!