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[AmericanMMA]

World renowned mixed martial artist, politician, and onion cutter is now opening a restaurant in Cape Coral!

Is there anything that this guy can't do? See below for article. The man is truly incredible.

https://www.news-press.com/story/li...gend-tito-ortiz-first-restaurant/70380661007/

 

[VinceArch]

Can it hold a candle to to Hendricks' restaurant?

 

[svmr_db]

Tito's Cantina going to give patrons the best food poisoning.... of the night.

 

[TITS]

In before some unfunny hack posts a picture from Johny Hendricks' Steakhouse, then another unfunny hack posts something about "six days a week..."

EDIT: TOO LATE.

 

[kingofthecans]

It's open 5 ,4 ,7, 3 days a week.

 

[reddhelium]

"Tito’s catch will feature whatever fish Ortiz, an avid fisherman, catches the day before."

Just wow

 

[Mr Wings]

Tito's Cantina going to give patrons the best food poisoning.... of the night.

I’m going to eat food into a living death

 

[Royce's Gi]

"Welcome to Seraldo's awesome Cantina!" he announces as customers enter the restaurant. "AWESOME!"

Tito is chopping all the Onions himself with a machete each day 5,7,3 days a week

And after each meal, he comes out to the customers and says "I wanna tell me, let me tell you how you're feeling"

and then starts to rant to each customer:

"First of all, there was no Marriage


FUCKING PUNK!

Is that what you call class?


BAD GIRL!"

and of course he wants a review from each customer regarding their meal:

"... what you see, lets go ahead and see it by the meal, what you saw ...

“It’s all my recipes,” Ortiz said. “I will be the chef. I know the flavors for the marinade. I’ll teach it all to my staff. For the first three or four months, I’ll be back there in the kitchen.”

 

[svmr_db]

"Tito’s catch will feature whatever fish Ortiz, an avid fisherman, catches the day before."

Just wow

There's no way his restaurant makes it 3 months without serious health code violations lol

 

[chitoortiz]

The guy opens a restaurant while having a cracked skull.

GOAT.

 

[RightToBareKnuckles]

"Let me tell you how hungry you are"

but seriously if they are making guac tableside and making the chips and tortillas in-house, it should be good stuff. The article also mentions how Tito helped out Cape Coral after hurricane Ian. Tito blesses the world in many ways

 

[Mr Wings]

"Tito’s catch will feature whatever Ortiz, an avid fisherman, catches the day before."

Just wow

 

[Royce's Gi]

 

[jooohnmatrix]

Cheese and wine.

 

[svmr_db]

"Tito’s catch will feature whatever fish Ortiz, an avid fisherman, catches the day before."

Just wow

I can see Tito perpetuating a hoax in the near future where he pretends to catch fish that he actually bought at the store

 

[Nathan LaMontagne]

"Welcome to Seraldo's awesome Cantina!" he announces as customers enter the restaurant. "AWESOME!"

Tito is chopping all the Onions himself with a machete each day 5,7,3 days a week

And after each meal, he comes out to the customers and says "I wanna tell me, let me tell you how you're feeling"

and then starts to rant to each customer:

"First of all, there was no Marriage


FUCKING PUNK!

Is that what you call class?


BAD GIRL!"

and of course he wants a review from each customer regarding their meal:

"... what you see, lets go ahead and see it by the meal, what you saw ...

“It’s all my recipes,” Ortiz said. “I will be the chef. I know the flavors for the marinade. I’ll teach it all to my staff. For the first three or four months, I’ll be back there in the kitchen.”

Post of the Year. Easily.

 

[Royce's Gi]

 

[WhoIsYou]

Operating a restaurant is no joke. He may have linked with partners with restaurant experience to ensure that this endeavor doesn't flop in the first year.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

I'll have the wine that's already sounding like a violin, with the cheese and grapes. Please set them within reaching distance.

 

[AmericanMMA]

Ohh come on this article just came out today! Why was this moved to LW?