Russian monk (and Uncle) training Arman Tsarukyan to survive being choked for two minutes (video)

[Blanqa Blanqua]

 

[humdizzle]

his uncle must have trained under the tutelage of Wim Hoff

 

[CPH]

monk + russian = totally legit

 

[shunyata]

So now we're pretending framing the attacker's hip is not the guillotine defense, and going belly down in the darce to prevent him from hipping into the finish isn't the secret to keeping the blood going to your brain, instead the secret is Russian Qigong?

 

[b00tysweat]

monk + russian = totally legit

A large chunk of Russia is in Asia

 

[MaulingMyClown]

I hear Segal is flying in later this week to help out too

 

[shunyata]

monk + russian = totally legit

They did have a hard time getting a finish vs Rasputin.

 

[Xuh]

monk + russian = totally legit

Aleksander Emeilanenko agrees

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

This literally happened... cause that Monk also trained with Frank Dux

 

[CleverNameEh]

monk + russian = totally legit

Do you even Rasputin, bro?

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

Aleksander Emeilanenko agrees

what's crazy to me is that women would fawn over him. must've been hard fucking times in Russia if this guy was Brad Pitt.

 

[mkt]

what's crazy to me is that women would fawn over him. must've been hard fucking times in Russia if this guy was Brad Pitt.

Verified 15-round cardio for the Rasputin singer.

 

[Domitian]

what's crazy to me is that women would fawn over him. must've been hard fucking times in Russia if this guy was Brad Pitt.

Didn't they cut his dick off and preserve it after his death? That thing was huge. Of course if you believe the story.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

Didn't they cut his dick off and preserve it after his death? That thing was huge. Of course if you believe the story.

that's gross because he supposedly had horrible personal hygiene too. Russians love the cheese i guess

 

[Domitian]

that's gross because he supposedly had horrible personal hygiene too. Russians love the cheese i guess

Imagine your dick being so renown people cut it off when u die so people can see 100 years later. Gross but hilarious.

People be like, "I mean, look at this dick!"

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

Imagine your dick being so renown people cut it off when u die so people can see 100 years later. Gross but hilarious.

didn't they do the same thing to Napoleon? but i think his isn't as "impressive" as Rasputin's supposedly is lol...

 

[Domitian]

didn't they do the same thing to Napoleon? but i think his isn't as "impressive" as Rasputin's supposedly is lol...

That's wild I didn't know that. I did some reading and supposedly his dick is just chillin in the possession of some woman. I once dated a chick who said one of her grandparents had documentation of being descendants of Napoleon. I never saw them though.

 

[Objectively Correct]

Thats bullshit