Spitting Sherdog Verses

toasty

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Rabbit with a habit

Stoned like a lemur

Hare who gets his share

Shorties braiding my fur

Don’t hide no eggs

Girlies spreading they legs

Don’t mind the jelly haters

Like furry Osculater

Running Sherdog Street

Watching Raw with my man Pliny Pete

Haiku master

Disciple of Zer

surfing Point Break all Trippy
With old man Whippy


Gonna be late for work can any of y'all add to my rap?

Yeah I'll see Y'all in Bare Knuckles

always remember “The eggplant will salute other pigeons”
 
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Toasty, you rhymed:
lemur + my fur
master + of Zer

Are you Indian?
Or, even worse, are you French?
 
your verse
needs more birds
like arianny needs more curves
I throw words, slang slurs round for round
king of the pound for pound
gas tank at sea level I cant be found
drive the point into the ground .
top groundhog expert in the Berry lounge
when you step to big nig energy
prepare to swallow cannonballs like Chloe sevigny
left leg cemetery
I'm Michael cro crip heavenly
so next time you want clout mention me
Zapatista X-I-V
 
Substance abuse, nah I need more use

No smilez ever, I in it for body pilez Trevor

Wi Zer of ozz yellow brick road

Toasy toast is moist and roast

PaddyO'mallys Chastity belt is stuck, can't find the keys

Pliny Pete wet dog in heat.
 
Yo, Yo. Check it.
We stroll on the beach heading to the Mayberry Loungeeeeee.
To search for Mark Hunt, chillin on the groundssssss.
I bump into @Clippy, but Mark Hunt is too swifty.
He’s nowhere to be found even though he weighs bout tree fiddy.
But look who it is, it’s @JoeyJoeJoeJr
I also see his landlord, his side piece communer.
Time is running out I’m about to go on a spasm
I get bumped from behind, it’s the infamous @Fedorgasm
I can no longer compete, but there’s @Pliny Pete
Smoking a toasty blunt off of Mark Hunt’s feet?
Surprising enough his elbows are too pointy
I no longer want to walk on the beach cause he would only disappoint me.
 
I went cryptic
And bit on the coin
Now I'm with the doge
Screaming at my SherBros
Inflation raping asses
When we stuck with more wars
Now I gotta I roast a Toasty rabbit
Just to survive, bros!
 
Yo, Yo. Check it.
We stroll on the beach heading to the Mayberry Loungeeeeee.
To search for Mark Hunt, chillin on the groundssssss.
I bump into @Clippy, but Mark Hunt is too swifty.
He’s nowhere to be found even though he weighs bout tree fiddy.
But look who it is, it’s @JoeyJoeJoeJr
I also see his landlord, his side piece communer.
Time is running out I’m about to go on a spasm
I get bumped from behind, it’s the infamous @Fedorgasm
I can no longer compete, but there’s @Pliny Pete
Smoking a toasty blunt off of Mark Hunt’s feet?
Surprising enough his elbows are too pointy
I no longer want to walk on the beach cause he would only disappoint me.
Hunt is handsome on the face!
 
Yo, yo, yo, 6ixdog stand up, we got some spittin' aboot to go down....
...straight outta Torono, let's get it fam....
you know the #wagwan....

First up we got Fenxian
Nicest guy in the 6ix
No flexin' str8 respectin
Even send u feet pix

Then there’s my guy Toasty
Buddy be vibin widda flows
Dropping haikus on da mandem
Bro's creativity shows

My yute zapataxiv
bro str8 from the endz
where the mandem got hands
He ain't makin' amends

Can't forget 666
from Mayberry to frontline
Bro down to raid Poatan
But dat aggro is mine

And den my yute Zer
fam got dem pronoun on lock
If you be using he/him
Zey be grabbin Zer Glock

Then there's Ogata
....a real one
widdat internal kung fu
Bro be flowin' like water moves quiet but true

Now my bro's vexed
Bros name is AGGAMEMNON66
Yute smell like str8 AZZ tho
cuz my booty he licks

Big shout to Fungi
Always high on them threads
Talking aboot shrooms
Colors swirling in his head

Watch out for blaseblase tho
he's a mark and a hoe
Always complainin' in dem threads
Bro got nowhere to go

Last up Takes_Two_To_Tango
You know him as MXZT
Dropping polls in the thread like
"Yo what da mandem believe?"

That’s the 6ixdog forum
Where the chatter never ends
Mandem together
Enemies and friends
Drop a beat, lay a verse
And have some fun
C'mon 6ixdog mandem
You know the #wagwan
 
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Shit gets heated in the War room,
World seems full of doom and gloom,
Jump to the berry to get a little merry,
Check out P&M see some chicks, grab some Keri,
Post in polls like my opinion matters,
Ranking movies for their level of splatter.
Cool places to kill some time, drop some dimes,
Feel sublime, and make fun of mimes.
 
Yo @Milgirm Australopithecus

It don’t mean shit to us

You got to spit like @Tone C

All stupid and lazy

Cause @The fights are all fixed

Like the k1 grand prix

You may be growing like a @fungi

But I’m giving you the stink eye

What does it Matta

Got my barista Zapata

Fill my cup with 666

Get rid of niaxgneF like Mr. Me
Mxyzptlk

Make the villain @aggamenmon spasm

Like he had a @Fedorgasm

Remove the syct from a sick @boingyman

Then drop a deuce in the can

WTF Mrs. O’Malley? what’s your region

Back off because I am Legion



What a fucking waste of post #1,000 but i do believe I have mentioned everyone in this thread in one of my 2 raps

Much Rabbit Love Berry
MRL!
 
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