Tank Abbott crapping on Tito Ortiz for 11 minutes

[PalmStrike]

Rogan by spinning back kick...

 

[NoStoneUnturned]

Who in the hell marries a porn star? I've got nothing against the profession and I'm a live and let live guy but marrying a porn star? Who in the hell does that? Tito that's who. Then who acts totally surprised that the marriage didn't work out. Tito that is who. You really do have to be a special kind of stupid, a really really special kind of stupid to marry a porn star. I'm not even interested in the morality of it (I could care less), it is just the simple fact that no woman does hardcore without having some major personal demons. I wish every girl in porn could find happiness and exit that life, but even so I'm not marrying her.

 

[SakurabasEar]

Rogan by spinning back kick...

Abbott would have sent manlet rogan through the roof my man

 

[MMAcolyte]

2:01

Lol, yeah rogan makes a silly face. But underneath is veiled fear

Fuck is that gold lol. I'm outta likes, but my thanks for posting that for me.

 

[Paolo Delutis]

-Tito stole a cheque out of Tank's truck and cashed it for $500
-Tito would call Tank's favourite bar, confirm he was there, then go steal from his house
-Tito apparently starred in a low-budget porno called Rugburns back in the day

Tito would beat the shit out of tank

 

[Yep]

I recently watched Dark so it may be that but moralistic tank abbot is having me scratch my head. Dude was fun

 

[Coconutwater]

That new liver must be treating Tank pretty well. He's always been well spoken but it was through the loose and dirt lense of being constantly drunk. He sounds great here.

Yup, the dude has always, always been articulate. Way more than the average person. Guy has a bachelor’s degree in history, and it shows. He’s clearly not a lug head despite his drunk-brawler ways.

 

[Nightgunner05]

Don’t think I’ve ever heard Tank speak before. Dude sounds soft spoken as hell.

 

[TankvsNelmark]

Tank is the reason I've been watching mma for 25 years

 

[ThunderL1ps]

How the fuqq did Tank make it to old age without getting shanked in some biker bar somewhere?

Speaking of bikers.....

I had this acquaintance offline who was an MMA "journalist" pre-2005 and he told me a story about Tank getting into an altercation with a biker at a fast food drive thru who was lipping off at him in his pick up truck. Tank got out of his truck and went up to the biker who threw a punch at Tank weakly from his bike, Abbott blocked and KO'd the guy. Not sure if it was McDonalds, Wendy's or what.

 

[glavinator]

How the fuck did Tito become a councilman?

Murrica

 

[ChickenNugget]

Rugburns........Starring Jenna Jameson.

Just to correct you, there was never no marriage ... ... ... You're a fucking punk dude ...

 

[ejlarson249]

2:01

Lol, yeah rogan makes a silly face. But underneath is veiled fear

Weird. I thought Rogan was 3 foot tall? He doesn't look a whole lot shorter than Tank.

 

[KineticChaos]

Tito Ortiz would shit on Abbott. Tito wouldn’t even care that Abbot needs a wheelchair nowadays

 

[ClosetVitorFan]

Tito should challenge Tank Abbot, and have dela Hoya promote it, lol

 

[Within the Living Death]

Tito should challenge Tank Abbot, and have dela Hoya promote it, lol

Bump!
Winner gets the victor between Gary Goodridge and Evan Tanner.

 

[OldNick]

Bump!
Winner gets the victor between Gary Goodridge and Evan Tanner.

I think the winner should get a $500 check from the loser's check book.

With that said, I'm really not sure why you bumped this thread lol

 

[Mayonnaiseandjelly]

How the fuck did Tito become a councilman?

Because he ran in the shithole or coastal ca, Huntington Beach

 

[Karl_Hungus]

 

[Vegesus44]

I googled the video, then I realized what I was doing...