That’s it, I am DONE with Mountain Dew!

[Official]

It gives me diarrhea every fucking time. I am OVER it!!

I don’t give a fuck what you guys say, Mountain Dew do can go suck a dick

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

It gives me diarrhea every fucking time. I am OVER it!!

I don’t give a fuck what you guys say, Mountain Dew do can go suck a dick

Your remaining 7 sperms thank you

 

[zapataxiv]

anti American as fuck

you think if those creates were full of code red them revolutionaries would dump them

hell no

they would have drank them and then with the hydration and reasonable sugar content and responsible caffeine levels

kicked those British crown worship person up and down the east coast before sending them packing

 

[syct23]

Well,

I guess it’s official guys…

 

[eddymotto]

It gives me diarrhea every fucking time. I am OVER it!!

I don’t give a fuck what you guys say, Mountain Dew do can go suck a dick

Ozempic flavored Mountain Dew is here to stay

 

[dije1]

Mountain Dew Dew

 

[blaseblase]

You'll be back. As soon as you visit Taco Bell.

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

the stuff tastes like it was made to be flat anyways. Of all the popular sodas, easily the worst.

 

[StonedLemur]

Ozempic flavored Mountain Dew is here to stay

What is ozempic? Lol

 

[Da Speeit]

Diet Dew is Christ’s blood

 

[DaleBoca]

The Dew kills the gew, man!

Btw, adults still drink soda? I can understand a Mexican glass coke every now and then with a bad ass burrito made by a vato named Jorge but Mountain Dew? What in the world?!

 

[MDoza]

Always remember Mountain Dew is 75% water, so drink a more than you would water to hit your fluid intake requirements.

 

[Morning Star]

Jolt Cola > Mountain Dew.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Did they put a a picture of a Drag Queen on the bottle or somethin?!

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

I've tried a few american-imported drinks in my time.

I tried the British version of Mountain Dew. It's probably been nerfed sugar wise. It didn't taste great.

Root Beer was a vile horror beyond comprehension.

I tried this vanilla Dr Pepper thing. Wasn't great.

Also, Twinkies are pretty poor.

 

[Kardashians]

I don’t think I’ve ever had Mountain Dew tbh. Is it just a citrus drink?

 

[Kardashians]

What is ozempic? Lol

Diabetes med people are using to lose weight. Very trendy drug rn.

 

[StonedLemur]

Diabetes med people are using to lose weight. Very trendy drug rn.

Im too busy having steak to worry about losing weight lol.

 

[666]

Im too busy having steak to worry about losing weight lol.

Steak =

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

In Canada there is no caffeine in Mountain Dew. This is due (dew?) to some rule on the books somewhere that “citrus drinks” cannot be caffeinated here. I didn’t realize until I was about 14 years old that Mountain Dew in the US was caffeinated, and quite heavily too. Suddenly all of those years of Mountain Dew advertisements featuring extreme sports and “Doing the Dew” all finally made sense.