International The Onion releases bizarre Putin v Zelensky dance off vid ... end with humourless direct threat from AI advocating the extermination of mankind

[King Joffery]

Ironically I wouldn't be surprised if the whole bit was written by A.I. It feels like an A.I. attempt at humour, not quite there yet but maybe in a few more years they'll get it.

 

[Satanical Eve]

It's been a spectacular fall from grace. In the early 00's The Onion was just firing on all cylinders. It was brilliant.

Frost had it right. Nothing gold can stay.

I still find a lot of the Onion's content to be funny but that is just me

 

[GolovKing]

did you watch the second half? There was no attempt at dry humour. It didn't even look like it belonged in the same video.

All of their videos are set up the same way. Only the first bit is related to the actual title, then they will include other bits in the same video that are completely unrelated

 

[Fedorgasm]

That makes me sad. The onion used to be brilliant and hilarious.

 

[blaseblase]

Speaking of a Putin dance off, this music video is perfect

 

[Fox by the Sea]

onion is pretty shit today, but it used to be so fucking good once

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