Shoop The time Alan Belcher almost killed me

[dog y]

Alan is 6'2, you're about 5'9. Please stop lurking on Sherdog, you manlet

5'9 and has titties. And is trying to suck in that flabby gut.

 

[dog y]

Not nearly as scary as post-UFC career Belcher. Dude is like 260 and ripped

Actually 235.3 for his last bout, against Nelson

 

[dog y]

You should’ve beat his ass once he got aggressive, that’s what I would’ve done

You'd try to slap him and die. I'd laugh. Maybe you'd try power hair pulling or some shit

 

[IBeLurkin]

Actually 235.3 for his last bout, against Nelson

Lol you're right, why would that be scary

 

[Buff]

Palhares fight was fire tho.

This was clearly the answer he was looking for! Lmao! "I couldn't believe it when you gave Rosimar your leg after seeing what he did to all those other guys... Crazy that you managed to pull it off", or something...

Instead he got "well, us sherbros are still talking about your hilarious tattoo 12 years after your last fight"

I'd have LOVED to see that go down... This is "Shadface Photo Signing" level.

 

[HHJ]

This was clearly the answer he was looking for! Lmao! "I couldn't believe it when you gave Rosimar your leg after seeing what he did to all those other guys... Crazy that you managed to pull it off", or something...

Instead he got "well, us sherbros are still talking about your hilarious tattoo 12 years after your last fight"

I'd have LOVED to see that go down... This is "Shadface Photo Signing" level.

Yeah TS fucked up. He didnt escape all those leglocks just so this dude can talk about his shitty ass tatoo that everyone knows about. He might as well have said "lol @ belcher,what kind of a fuckin last name is that lmao"

 

[HHJ]

"hey Alan Belcher,remember when you lost to Jason Day? that shit was awesome"

 

[HHJ]

"Hey Alan Belcher, remember when Bisping fucked up your eye and you had to retire,but no one cared,but when Bisping's eye got fucked up,he bravely fought on,and people always give him mad props for doin that??"

 

[HHJ]

"Hey Alan Belcher, remember when you was scheduled to fight Almeida but you had to pull out two days before the fight cos you had Bronchitis???? Bisping wouldnt'a pulled out!"

 

[Buff]

@BoxerMaurits

 

[italiamusica]

Yeah that sounds like a bad idea lol, almost like asking Rashad to autograph his SHADFACE picture.

 

[ipowerslapmywife]

You'd try to slap him and die. I'd laugh. Maybe you'd try power hair pulling or some shit

Id KO him stiff

 

[Buff]

Yeah TS fucked up. He didnt escape all those leglocks just so this dude can talk about his shitty ass tatoo that everyone knows about. He might as well have said "lol @ belcher,what kind of a fuckin last name is that lmao"

"hey Alan Belcher,remember when you lost to Jason Day? that shit was awesome"

"Hey Alan Belcher, remember when Bisping fucked up your eye and you had to retire,but no one cared,but when Bisping's eye got fucked up,he bravely fought on,and people always give him mad props for doin that??"

"Hey Alan Belcher, remember when you was scheduled to fight Almeida but you had to pull out two days before the fight cos you had Bronchitis???? Bisping wouldnt'a pulled out!"

 

[Buff]

 

[ryun253]

5'9 and has titties. And is trying to suck in that flabby gut.

 

[ryun253]

At the very least post one of yourself if you're going to be like that...

Good to see Alan got a picture of this guy "Virtually Identical"

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Damn. Can't wait for you to meet Mike Perry next.

Thanks for sharing

 

[IBeLurkin]

Lmao

 

[IBeLurkin]

Yeah TS fucked up. He didnt escape all those leglocks just so this dude can talk about his shitty ass tatoo that everyone knows about. He might as well have said "lol @ belcher,what kind of a fuckin last name is that lmao"

We'd been talking for a while already, hearing his perspective of the Palhares fight was pretty cool.

But yeah, making the joke about his tattoo was definitely one of the dumber things I've ever done

 

[Egészségére!]

15 Years ago Tito Ortiz yelled at me in traffic for cutting him off near Venice Beach. Lucky for him I was late for class at the Gracie Academy.