THIS is why women's mma is necessary

[Paradigm]

Exactly.

Why everyone drools over these chicks who look like just spent a night at a battered woman's shelter is beyond me.

I think the appeal is that these decently hot chicks in MMA would beat the shit out of those porn girls (while looking decently hot).

 

[DWAYNEAMERICA]

I think the appeal is that these decently hot chicks in MMA would beat the shit out of those porn girls.

Just what every guy wants...a masculine woman

 

[Rum]

Just what every guy wants...a masculine woman

* Sees film of lionesses hunting *

"Golly gee, those sure are some masculine lionesses"

Are you new to planet Earth son? Ain't nothing more natural than the female of the species being ready to throw the fuck down. Fighting is feminine as fuck.

 

[DWAYNEAMERICA]

* Sees film of lionesses hunting *

"Golly gee, those sure are some masculine lionesses"

Are you new to planet Earth son? Ain't nothing more natural than the female of the species being ready to throw the fuck down. Fighting is feminine as fuck.

This just in...human females are not lions.

 

[scardera]

there something called porn you should try this

P.S fuck WMMA

 

[DWAYNEAMERICA]

I think the appeal is that these decently hot chicks in MMA would beat the shit out of those porn girls (while looking decently hot).

Lol, since my first boner I have never looked at a chick and thought to myself "OMG she looks like she could kick another girls ass" and then furiously jerked off.

But hey...I'm not a fucked up weirdo <45>

 

[Rum]

This just in...human females are not lions.

This just in ... you clearly haven't spent a whole lot of time around human females either have you bud.

 

[Blayt7hh]

Man her breasts are pretty amazing

 

[DWAYNEAMERICA]

This just in ... you clearly haven't spent a whole lot of time around human females either have you bud.

I'm hung like a Pringles can and worked in the adult film industry for 20 years.

I've spent more time around/in more females than you've jerked off to in your entire life...bud

 

[gosuasus]

Big tits, ass and tight pussy - that's all I wanted

 

[Paradigm]

Lol, since my first boner I have never looked at a chick and thought to myself "OMG she looks like she could kick another girls ass" and then furiously jerked off.

But hey...I'm not a fucked up weirdo <45>

I think the appeal is in a woman doing something well...in this case, it's beating another woman's ass. If porn chicks could fight well, I'd rather pay for that (but they can't).

Man her breasts are pretty amazing

There's plenty of women in LA with tits like that...some even paid for theirs like Pearl.

 

[Rum]

I'm hung like a Pringles can and worked in the adult film industry for 20 years.

I've spent more time around/in more females than you've jerked off to in your entire life...bud

Sure you did bud, and I bet you also rode home from set every day in your flying car while talking on the phone to your best friend Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[DWAYNEAMERICA]

I think the appeal is in a woman doing something well...in this case, it's beating another woman's ass. If porn chicks could fight well, I'd rather pay for that (but they can't).





There's plenty of women in LA with tits like that...some even paid for theirs like Pearl.

This I get.

I find myself attracted to not-so-hot female tennis players for this reason.

#notserena

 

[DWAYNEAMERICA]

Sure you did bud, and I bet you also rode home from set every day in your flying car while talking on the phone to your best friend Arnold Schwarzenegger.

My bona fidas are proven beyond repute here on sherdog, but whenever I come across someone who disbelieves, I feel somewhat flattered. I made a small fortune in the adult film industry and spent 20 years boning the girls 99.9% of dudes look at while they jerk off. What your disbelief says to me is "Your life sounds to good to be true".

Thank you for the compliment

 

[Rum]

My bona fidas are proven beyond repute here on sherdog, but whenever I come across someone who disbelieves, I feel somewhat flattered. I made a small fortune in the adult film industry and spent 20 years boning the girls 99.9% of dudes look at while they jerk off. What your disbelief says to me is "Your life sounds to good to be true".

Thank you for the compliment

Sure thing bud, and I hope some day I get to hear you tell the story of when you partied with Mike Tyson and Shaq on the International Space Station.

 

[DWAYNEAMERICA]

Sure thing bud, and I hope some day I get to hear you tell the story of when you partied with Mike Tyson and Shaq on the International Space Station.

I find it funny that you equate being rich and banging a, literally countless amount, of hot chicks as fanciful as partying with celebrities in space.

That mentality is why you wear a name tag at your job. You don't believe that it's possible. You just can't conceive it.

 

[Rum]

I find it funny that you equate being rich and banging a, literally countless amount, of hot chicks as fanciful as partying with celebrities in space.

That mentality is why you wear a name tag at your job. You don't believe that it's possible. You just can't conceive it.

Wait, before you go on please do tell us about your chain of tropical islands and the actual firebreathing dragons you raise there.

 

[DWAYNEAMERICA]

Wait, before you go on please do tell us about your chain of tropical islands and the actual firebreathing dragons you raise there.

Again, why do you equate success with fantasy? What about your life experience has made you believe that someone is, as likely to achieve what I have, as they are to own islands where dragons are bred?

I'll tell you what's happened to you. The powers that "be" need a working class. They need ditch diggers, plumbers and "brown collar laborers. So they convince you, through propaganda, that success is all about "who you know" and "how much money you're born into". Those narratives are false but you are completely brainwashed by it. You are not alone. It's a small percentage that see's it for what it is...bullshit.

 

[Rum]

Again, why do you equate success with fantasy? What about your life experience has made you believe that someone is, as likely to achieve what I have, as they are to own islands where dragons are bred?

I'll tell you what's happened to you. The powers that "be" need a working class. They need ditch diggers, plumbers and "brown collar laborers. So they convince you, through propaganda, that success is all about "who you know" and "how much money you're born into". Those narratives are false but you are completely brainwashed by it. You are not alone. It's a small percentage that see's it for what it is...bullshit.

Oh sure, all compleeeeeeeeeeeetely accurate without a shadow of a doubt, but before we talk more about that, why not regale us with tales of when you were the Prince of Egypt.

 

[MilesAbove]

It's necessary because you literally ran out of porn on the internet?

Beautiful women are everywhere. I want to see badass bitches that know how to fight.