A TitKO. Next thing you know, they're gonna find a way to submit a woman by figure fouring in the tit area.
I look forward to seeing a machine gun 6 piece uppercut sequence against a large breasted lady in the future now that we know the effectiveness of this technique.
Good thread. Fun thread.
The above are legitimate assertions.
You ain't gonna tko a male fighter by fouring or uppercutting or hooking his chest, and male fighters don't get super-sore boobs five out of every 30 days.
The pec theory is good, but right now I think the 2nd tit punch broadsided the left tit from the cleavage side and that girl quit immediately. I wonder if she was 2 or 3 days shy of starting, which for some girls would be peak sore-boob day.
Mark my words: by 2026, wmma will have tits rules.
If not, wmma will have tit-attack champions and lots of teeth-gnashing from boob-fair fighters.
Importantly, we just had a wmma fighter fess right up: "yah, we watched tape, and I attacked her tits on purpose, and I won."
There are just so many variables.
Like birth control pills.
If you take them, you don't get sore boobs five out of every 30 days?
The pill is not healthy. If you are a super-healthy athlete, mebbe you don't take the pill?
If you are a same-sex-preferring girl, you never take the pill?
I mean, who knows the answers to all these questions?
Men have penises and balls, and you cannot attack them.
Women have tits and you can train to attack them and win?
Also, lmao at the gif of the loser icing her boobs at the announcement. May not age well.
All props to Rose and a few other savages, but wmma constantly struggles to get out of the wtf zone.
They do have some good fights, but not often enough.
It's fair to end on a positive note. Paige is a weird porn chick, but one time I saw her grit out some herrig shit that half the men would have tapped to. Reminds me of Volk insisting on surviving an unsurvivable Ortega wrap and then beating on Ortega for trying it. I bet Brian was like, wtf? Those Volk legs in the middle of that wrap. Crazy.
Good fights are interesting. And boobs are interesting. I bet we haven't heard the last of this mess yet.