Today I set sail on my first cruise ship

[Travis Alexander]

This was great.

It was ultimately regrettable as in all honesty she was a toxic person and extremely argumentative. Plus it was a family reunion trip and I was remanded to the single cell at the bottom of the ship for the remainder of the cruise (1 day thankfully).

She called me over from the bar saying that guy shoved her and called her a bitch. It’s also important to note that I didn’t hit the guy first I just asked him if he did and he set his drink down and swung at me first…..and the rest is what you see. I was also wearing a Bjj T-shirt that literally said iGrapple in apple font so he should have known better from the context clues that I wasn’t the one.

 

[THE Red Beard]

It was ultimately regrettable as in all honesty she was a toxic person and extremely argumentative. Plus it was a family reunion trip and I was remanded to the single cell at the bottom of the ship for the remainder of the cruise (1 day thankfully).

She called me over from the bar saying that guy shoved her and called her a bitch. It’s also important to note that I didn’t hit the guy first I just asked him if he did and he set his drink down and swung at me first…..and the rest is what you see. I was also wearing a Bjj T-shirt that literally said iGrapple in apple font so he should have known better from the context clues that I wasn’t the one.

Did you get a conjical visit in your boat prison?

 

[method115]

It was ultimately regrettable as in all honesty she was a toxic person and extremely argumentative. Plus it was a family reunion trip and I was remanded to the single cell at the bottom of the ship for the remainder of the cruise (1 day thankfully).

She called me over from the bar saying that guy shoved her and called her a bitch. It’s also important to note that I didn’t hit the guy first I just asked him if he did and he set his drink down and swung at me first…..and the rest is what you see. I was also wearing a Bjj T-shirt that literally said iGrapple in apple font so he should have known better from the context clues that I wasn’t the one.

Did the other guy get in trouble at all or was it just you?

 

[StonedLemur]

LOL he should have ended with a bon voyage or something.

Lol Ikr.

Its like saying im taking united airlines, and then you tell me how many have crashed and im 2 seconds away from boarding the plane...smh lol.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Lol Ikr.

Its like saying im taking united airlines, and then you tell me how many have crashed and im 2 seconds away from boarding the plane...smh lol.

"United???? They killed my whole family and didn't give me peanuts."

 

[StonedLemur]

"United???? They killed my whole family and didn't give me peanuts."

Exactly like that lmfao

 

[Smokes]

Sounds like fun. I always wanted to go on the Alaska cruise I see

 

[Thrawn33]

Being packed on a ship with a bunch of filthy strangers sounds too much like work.

I might consider a smaller riverboat cruise though.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Exactly like that lmfao

LOL he's on the boat as we speak. Just rubbing his head...
<{chips}>

 

[StonedLemur]

LOL he's on the boat as we speak. Just rubbing his head...
<{chips}>

He's on the spot where Rose was in the beginning of the Titanic.... contemplating lol

 

[THE Red Beard]

He's on the spot where Rose was in the beginning of the Titanic.... contemplating lol

In my mind, @MichiganMMA1978 is getting drawn nude on a couch while weaves are floating in the pool.

 

[StonedLemur]

In my mind, @MichiganMMA1978 is getting drawn nude on a couch while weaves are floating in the pool.

@MichiganMMA1978 is drawing himself nude in the mirror while his with pukes in the pool lol.

 

[THE Red Beard]

@MichiganMMA1978 is drawing himself nude in the mirror while his with pukes in the pool lol.

This thread was a disaster for brother @MichiganMMA1978

 

[StonedLemur]

This thread was a disaster for brother @MichiganMMA1978

It was a disaster when his wife pegged him too, butt he made it through sir lol.

Love you brother @MichiganMMA1978

 

[Otto!]

Enjoy your trip brother!

I have been on 3 so far and loved them all.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

I filled the ship with uppercuts once because some guy shoved my gf at the time and called her a bitch. I have a lifetime ban from Carnival Cruise over it.

 

[RightToBareKnuckles]

I read too many stories of people, usually women, going missing on cruises. But enjoy your trip!

true. @MichiganMMA1978 better make sure his wife didn't take out a million dollar life insurance policy on him recently...

 

[ferrisjso]

Which cruise ship?

 

[mb23100]

Looking forward to hearing how it goes. We have been considering our first cruise even though they don't really appeal to me.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Enjoy your trip @MichiganMMA1978

Took a cruise down to the Gulf of Mexico last year, you’ll dig it.

Only think I’d recommend is to pick up a bottle or two at the duty free shops when you’re at port.

Not so much for the cost, but you can often find bottles you wouldn’t normally run across at your local liquor store, and bigger sizes.

I picked up a nice Island Green Label bottle of Johnnie Walker and some special wine cask edition of Chivas Regal.

Don’t drink too much these days (whisky less so,) but they’re nice to have for special occasions. Also to kind of commemorate the trip.