Elections Trump Indicted On 91 Counts

[lilelvis]

Yeah lol...but tomorrow, though, it's literally a guy on trial who was fucking a porn star while his wife was pregnant and now he sells Bible's and is seen by millions of conservative Americans as literally the second coming of Jesus Christ. You gotta admit this trial is gonna be wild!

And he clearly did what he's accused of in the hush money case...which is a criminal action. Not Hitler, just a serial felon...

Hopefully democracy will be saved.

 

[andnowweknow]

Hopefully democracy will be saved.

That's a little hyperbolic, hopefully he just gets convicted of all the felonies he clearly committed. That'll suffice.

 

[Sinister]

Now that's God's work.

 

[CatchnShoot]

Jesus wept.

 

[jefferz]

Not sure if this has been posted but that "Knight Specialty Insurance" Company, or whatever the f*ck its called, who agreed to post Trump's bond...well the owner of that is a billionaire who was slapped around by the DOJ for illegally repossessing cars of Military Veterans. LOLz

Only the best people.

Well, people in the military are losers and suckers.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Overtly racist content.

To the Mods: First time here ?

 

[4daLuLZ]

Knowing how the rich are treated in this country, he will likely end up in a prison where there actually are big macs.

The only “Big Macs” in prison are those 6’7 350lbs fkers you have in each range where subconsciously grab the front of your T shirt and the back of your pants when you walk by them.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Looking like a million bucks. Young and virile

Maybe that’s just the flush of shame coloring his countenance.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Is that the AI one where the dude has like 8 fingers on one hand? Lol

After he shook hands with Trump, he had just 5.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

The only “Big Macs” in prison are those 6’7 350lbs fkers you have in each range where subconsciously grab the front of your T shirt and the back of your pants when you walk by them.

protip: if you're ever in prison and one of these guys leaves a honeybun on your pillow, don't eat it.

 

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

Now that's God's work.

that was a funny video

 

[Berserker13]

Boomers will go down as one of the worst generations in history... but they will pretend like they know best

By the time shtf they probably won't have to deal with the consequences of their actions....

 

[AWilder]

good morning world, how many cope threads will @cottagecheesefan make today? this week?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

ahahahahaha. he really is incable of speaking a word of truth. a defendant taking the stand in his own criminal trial is extremely rare. except when it's donald trump. then of course he's gonna "want to" take the stand and testify. he'll want nothing in this world but to take the stand and testify. but rest assured,, his deep state swamp donkey lawyers arent going to let him testify, even though it's his own damn choice and nobody elses.

bitch boy ain't gonna testify. he's going to do all of his talking outside of the courtroom while playing for the tv camera's.

 

[Dr Curtis Love]

good morning world, how many cope threads will @cottagecheesefan make today? this week?

Can we guess the titles? "Trump lays smack down in court, shows everyone he's still the alpha" while posting him bitching and moaning about how he got caught being a shitbag.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

i hope cheeto benito enjoys his day in court today.

 

[syct23]

I like how they have only women security guards at the courthouse doors waiting for pumpkin tits

 

[Helden]

Can we guess the titles? "Trump lays smack down in court, shows everyone he's still the alpha" while posting him bitching and moaning about how he got caught being a shitbag.

I'm thinking he's going to go the deflection route and make another bombshell revelation Hunter Biden thread, likely with some tweets from some random meme-accounts no one has ever heard off

 

[idrankyourbeer]

"The likelihood of Donald Trump being on the stand is equal to the likelihood of me waking up tomorrow seven foot six and playing center for the New York Knicks. It's not going to happen," Michael Cohen said.

michael cohen doesn't seem to think that the devoted christian family man is going to be testifying during this trial. either that or he's going to be the next all star centerman for the new york knicks.

 

[ShadowRun]

Is this the case that the feds declined to prosecute?