News Tyson Gilbert 39, cuts off his own penis and throws it out of car window in police chase for car the

[Vulcan]

 

[I Am Legion]

Been there, done that. Regrets

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Well, idk about saving the world. But he saved everyone from having to meet any of his offspring...

 

[genecop]

What a Dick

 

[Provocateur]

Getting rid of the evidence

 

[thehighking]

That's horrific. I hope they were able to reattach it but I'm not sure that's even possible. Psychosis sucks

 

[fingercuffs]

Been there, done that. Regrets

Proper lol, and from a colleague when I read it out to him.

 

[Warehouse]

I am absolutely stunned that this didn't take place in Florida.

 

[My name is]

Women's prison it is

 

[hohner]

Perfectly reasonable response. Frankly, we should be sending this guy thank you notes for saving the world.

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

He’s prob anti vax

 

[Post 2 Decision]

Reminds me of

 

[zapataxiv]

He’s prob anti vax

And a poor tipper
Not even a quarter for take out

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

And a poor tipper
Not even a quarter for take out

Some might say a penis-less tipper

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

That's a ridickulous thing to do

 

[Fedorgasm]

Damnit! That's the third one today.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

Guess he'll never learn to drive stick now.

 

[Zer]

tbf it's not like the world's ended since he did it so he may still have saved it? Keep his dick on ice in case we need to make a statue of it

 

[Pullmyfinger]

So Woke.
Much courage.

Gonna need to see a pic of a sausage on the side of the road before I believe this really happened though.

It doesn't seem possible.

 

[chill doggie]

Laudable selflessness, easy to commend.