Media What’s everyone eating, drinking, etc. for UFC Fight Night 178?

As some of you know I love to cook. Also as some of you know, I am drunk.
I think I cook best when I'm drunk.

Homemade smash burgers. For those of you fucking casuals who don't know what that is, you get an iron skillet as hot as possible, preferably with coals, and smash 1.5 ounce balls of seasoned ground beef (80/20, don't be a pussy) for a very short amount of time.

Between burgers be sure to have your bitch suck you off for a little bit. Also have more whiskey.
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I also make homemade fries, or potato chips if you will. Whatever. Spoiler, they're all potatoes you fart nuggets. I also forgot to mention-- ALWAYS USE BRIOCHE buns. And toast them. One I made a cheeseburger but I didn't have enough cheese for two, so one of them is just a double burger.
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Don't want burgers? FUCK YOU. Have some homemade macaroni and cheese you fucking fuck!
EAT IT BITCH. It's Aged cheddar, havarti for texture and smoked gouda for taste. Paprika and pepper, even a little bit of thyme.
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What? WHAT?! Still not satisfied?? HOW ABOUT OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES!!!

OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES!!!!!
OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES!!!
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So what are you guys eating?
 
Eggs and bacon probably since I ate meals in reverse like I normally do.
 
Holy shit that food looks good.

Grilling some chicken with greek seasonings and mashed potatoes.

Maisie Williams is 18 now. I'd rather be eating her (and oysters).

{<tongue}
Wait for real? She seems so homely to me.

The girl who plays Margery. FUCK I'd love some of that
 
Captain and Cherry Coke and I bought a bunch of Boars Head cold cuts (deluxe ham, capicolla, Genoa salami, and slicing pepperoni) and I am making some giant Italian subs.
 
Mac n cheese looks amazing.
Dude it's SO fucking good.

1/2 stick of butter and 1/4 cup of flour over medium low heat to create a roux. Then you put in 2.5 cups of milk. I do 2 cups of whole milk and 1/2 cup of half and half. You get all that nice and thick, then add 2 heaping teaspoons of dry mustard. Most people think that's weird but honestly it brings out the cheddar. For real.

Then you stir it over medium low heat until it's thick as Gina's ass. Put it on low, then add all the cheese. I always get blocks and shred it myself because-- I just learned this, shredded cheese has some sort of weird residue they put int o keep it from sticking together. Put it ALL in and stir until it's all melted and blended. THEN put in 2 teaspoons of salt, and then go to town with Paprika and black pepper. DO NOT UNDERSALT.

Stir in the very al dente mac and then bake it at 350 for like 20 minuts.
 
I love you guys.

I don't know why we're here. Why are we here? What is it all for? Is it to help others or to just be as gleeful as possible? FUCK
 
As some of you know I love to cook. Also as some of you know, I am drunk.
I think I cook best when I'm drunk.

Homemade smash burgers. For those of you fucking casuals who don't know what that is, you get an iron skillet as hot as possible, preferably with coals, and smash 1.5 ounce balls of seasoned ground beef (80/20, don't be a pussy) for a very short amount of time.

Between burgers be sure to have your bitch suck you off for a little bit. Also have more whiskey.
119936099_10219961593644845_1267468574810076580_o.jpg


I also make homemade fries, or potato chips if you will. Whatever. Spoiler, they're all potatoes you fart nuggets. I also forgot to mention-- ALWAYS USE BRIOCHE buns. And toast them. One I made a cheeseburger but I didn't have enough cheese for two, so one of them is just a double burger.
119979813_10219961593724847_6396791467154272046_o.jpg


Don't want burgers? FUCK YOU. Have some homemade macaroni and cheese you fucking fuck!
EAT IT BITCH. It's Aged cheddar, havarti for texture and smoked gouda for taste. Paprika and pepper, even a little bit of thyme.
119942205_10219961593524842_827122648541138005_o.jpg


What? WHAT?! Still not satisfied?? HOW ABOUT OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES!!!

OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES!!!!!
OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES!!!
game-of-thrones-oysters.png

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So what are you guys eating?

Nice work. Finally someone who eats decently in this thread.
Usually, people here only eat disgusting industrialized snacks, weed and beverage, and that's it.
 
Nice spread! Going DYI tonight.

Gyros - made the meat (it's actually a beef/lamb seasoned meat loaf, of sorts), the tzatziki and the pitas myself, tomatoes from my garden.
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French fries, fried in my deep fryer, and steamed corn on the cob (not from my garden - takes up too much space)
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"Grapefruit" -
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Homebrews, honey porter -
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If I get the munchies, I'll probably fry some corn tortillas in the fryer and have some of my garden salsa (everything but the onion from my yard).
Weird one pic is crinkle cut, the next are straight cut.
 
Pretty close to what you’re doing @Dead Kennedy. Chicken fajitas.

Marinaded the chicken all day. I slow cook the peppers and onions until they’re soft. Grill the chicken and then toss it in for an extra few minutes with the cooked veggies.

Mango kush and Pinot Noir for treats.
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Smokin cherry pie by the bong load

Drinking cream soda dr pepper

Ate a grass fed big daddy strip steak seasoned with mcormicks maple steakhouse blend seasoning and a garden salad with marzetti sweet italian
 
As some of you know I love to cook. Also as some of you know, I am drunk.
I think I cook best when I'm drunk.

Homemade smash burgers. For those of you fucking casuals who don't know what that is, you get an iron skillet as hot as possible, preferably with coals, and smash 1.5 ounce balls of seasoned ground beef (80/20, don't be a pussy) for a very short amount of time.

Between burgers be sure to have your bitch suck you off for a little bit. Also have more whiskey.
119936099_10219961593644845_1267468574810076580_o.jpg


I also make homemade fries, or potato chips if you will. Whatever. Spoiler, they're all potatoes you fart nuggets. I also forgot to mention-- ALWAYS USE BRIOCHE buns. And toast them. One I made a cheeseburger but I didn't have enough cheese for two, so one of them is just a double burger.
119979813_10219961593724847_6396791467154272046_o.jpg


Don't want burgers? FUCK YOU. Have some homemade macaroni and cheese you fucking fuck!
EAT IT BITCH. It's Aged cheddar, havarti for texture and smoked gouda for taste. Paprika and pepper, even a little bit of thyme.
119942205_10219961593524842_827122648541138005_o.jpg


What? WHAT?! Still not satisfied?? HOW ABOUT OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES!!!

OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES!!!!!
OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES!!!
game-of-thrones-oysters.png

maxresdefault.jpg


So what are you guys eating?

Those are legit bro. I fucking love cooking.

How long on each side? Are you using oil, or just tossing them in? I usually sear them on the grill. 600 degrees 1-2 minutes each side. Always 80-20. Anything else is an insult to burgers.
 
Olive Garden 5 cheese ziti from earlier. Had half. And a breadstick

and vodka red Bull
 
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