What’s your MMA secret?

[Aluminati]

Kermit Citron vs Sherk would have looked like Toney vs Couture, only smaller and faster.

 

[ryun253]

I thought Amir Sadollah would be a title contender.

Also fapped to Joana once after she got her breast implants

 

[JakePaulMMA]

I have never liked Bas and thought him and Randy were both heavily over rated.

Im with you on Bas. Saying bang and pow isn't comedy. Very skilled at combat though.

 

[Slaikkaaja]

Stipe vs. Overeem, I clearly saw the tap. And was a little upset about what happened next.

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

I personally kept the sport alive in 1999, it was going to be called a day until my intervention

 

[I_IZ_BACK]

I like Julianna Pena

 

[mahavishnunj]

I dream of making gentle, romantic love to this woman:

Justin Bieber?

 

[Ozze]

I think top fighter get paid more than enough.

 

[Gamer2k4]

I sometimes am more likely to tune in for fights featuring attractive women (even ones that don't do all that well, like Markos and de la Rosa) than male fights with actual stakes and actual talent.

 

[blaseblase]

Scott Jorgensen's athletic decline lined up exactly with him becoming white.

 

[ExxA]

My MMA secret is ....I watch with no pants on....even when im with friends.

It's awkward but I manage lol.

Its not a secret.. we all know this already, we just didnt tell you out of respect!

 

[Lee_]

Justin Bieber?

No because one side of the face isn't sagging, that's how you can tell.

 

[whocares]

Scoring is completely arbitrary in order to provide the illusion of a conclusive result and most competitive fights don't have a truly established winner or loser.

 

[whocares]

Also, I kicked Frank Mir's ass in a bathroom and nobody saw it.

 

[SeattleFightFan]

I watch this season of TUF.

 

[SeattleFightFan]

I thought Amir Sadollah would be a title contender.

Also fapped to Joana once after she got her breast implants

liar

 

[ryun253]

liar

 

[mahavishnunj]

Also, I kicked Frank Mir's ass in a bathroom and nobody saw it.

Did you spell that word wrong, or is that how you meant it?

 

[StonedLemur]

Its not a secret.. we all know this already, we just didnt tell you out of respect!

Well at least you guys allow me to be my eccentric self sir.
I respect the respect that you all show me.

 

[whocares]

Did you spell that word wrong, or is that how you meant it?

It wasn't a great joke to begin with, I'm gonna leave it how it is.