Social What Does Your Favorite Beer Say About You?

[Mack Yancy]

I can only speak for myself but I drink Patriot. I don't love the light bottles as much as the classic cans, but I can get a few more down at a barbecue without too much of a buzz. Which is important when you have to make small talk.

What does it say about me? Well I love my country and I want to take it back, the brand represents real american men, not whatever 3rd rate pretenders that podcasts and social media tell you they are.

The only drawback is that the taste is a little too 'simple' after a while? It's good quality standard beer, but I wish sometimes it had a little more to set it apart in a more noticable way.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

I just kicked some ass and now I'm thirsty

 

[Tone C]

That I'm a raging homo because I don't drink any alcohol?

On the flip side my favourite drink is probably Monster so I don't know what that implies...

 

[Pliny Pete]

On the flip side my favourite drink is probably Monster so I don't know what that implies...

You like dirt bike racing and 90's Kid Rock

 

[Your Salad]

@Substance Abuse is going to need to weigh in on this topic.

 

[Sweater of AV]

 

[Your Salad]

You like dirt bike racing and 90's Kid Rock

I can taste the essence.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

 

[Substance Abuse]

@Substance Abuse is going to need to weigh in on this topic.

TS more than likely thinks meatloaf and microwaved potatoes with a side of broccoli is fine dining. He probably gets into arguments with his wife about leaving the toilet seat up. He hates loading the dishwasher and uses walking the dog as an excuse to get out of the house to be alone. He BBQs on an old Weber. He doesn't eat sushi. More than likely thinks Home Improvement is the GOAT sitcom.

I digress...

If that beer had a tagline, it would be: "Drinks like piss, tastes like shit.".

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

TS more than likely thinks meatloaf and microwaved potatoes with a side of broccoli is fine dining. He probably gets into arguments with his wife about leaving the toilet seat up. He hates loading the dishwasher and uses walking the dog as an excuse to get out of the house to be alone. He BBQs on an old Weber. He doesn't eat sushi. More than likely thinks Home Improvement is the GOAT sitcom.

I digress...

If that beer had a tagline, it would be: "Drinks like piss, tastes like shit.".

That was brutal and great. My turn: my favourite is Augustiner Helles.

 

[KungFuFoo]

anything from 10 barrel brewing. citrus IPAS.

 

[Iroh]

It tells you exactly what your favorite beer is.

 

[I Am Legion]

I drink Ultras or Coors Light. I drink for volume not taste. I watch my carbs and eventually switch to vodka anyway. I was in Margarittaville in Hollywood FL last week and drank 10 a day in the pool.....never getting out if ya feel me...

 

[Zer]

I don't drink beer, but here's my fav soda

 

[Osculater]

I like free beer the best, but I like DIPAs

 

[Deaths Head]

Real men drink a beer that’s 20oz and you gotta uncork drink at room temperature and have a special glass made for it . If you ever drank one of these you know why…lol

 

[KungFuFoo]

yall postin michelob bottles smh IMMA SNITCH

 

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"American patriot light beer" is an oxymoron.

 

[yamahacrasher]

It says I'm cheap, because I buy whatever is on sale.