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Thats my facial structure, bud. My eyes always look like that.You gotta stop playing vid games and get some sleep son
Thats my facial structure, bud. My eyes always look like that.You gotta stop playing vid games and get some sleep son
Feeling ok? Who is taking care of your dog while you were in the hospital?
Feeling ok? Who is taking care of your dog while you were in the hospital?
I'm glad you're feeling better. Hopefully she saw your peen and recognized you as an alpha.My parents got my dogs while I was in there and have them now. I feel pretty good right now but earlier felt horrible. Finally mastered getting out of and in bed easier. I can return to work on the 23rd so I have a lot of time off now. I'm not allowed to lift anything over 10 lbs or I risk getting hernia.
Side note the young black female surgeon was smoking hot.
I'm glad you're feeling better. Hopefully she saw your peen and recognized you as an alpha.
Lol. I had to get reconstructive surgery on my elbow years ago and as I was coming out of the anesthesia I started asking for my wife. Instead of telling me that she's waiting for me the nurse said calm down or we're gonna have to put you back under. So I grabbed her scrubs like they were a gi and I tried to apply a cross collar choke. Other nurses spilled in like a kung fu movie and when I came to my wife was sitting next to my bed and she was MAD. She made me send 3 edible arrangements the next week to the nurses. My dad was with her in the waiting room and all they saw was the other nurses running so he said "fett must've woken up". Turns out I have a history of not doing well with that stuff.Man I made a joke about that but didn't feel the punch line was good enough so I left it out. She had the sweetest voice and touch too. @Batjester kept telling me I should wack it first, I was pretty close.
I didnt even remember being put out but trying to wake back up was an experience.
Lol. I had to get reconstructive surgery on my elbow years ago and as I was coming out of the anesthesia I started asking for my wife. Instead of telling me that she's waiting for me the nurse said calm down or we're gonna have to put you back under. So I grabbed her scrubs like they were a gi and I tried to apply a cross collar choke. Other nurses spilled in like a kung fu movie and when I came to my wife was sitting next to my bed and she was MAD. She made me send 3 edible arrangements the next week to the nurses. My dad was with her in the waiting room and all they saw was the other nurses running so he said "fett must've woken up". Turns out I have a history of not doing well with that stuff.
I've had 4 surgeries. Never puked. But I get so disoriented my fight or flights kicks into overdrive.Perfect example of when a joke goes bad lol I ended up throwing up after surgery, I didn't have anything to eat that day and they gave me so many pain drugs my weak stomach couldn't just handle it. I can only imagine how angry your wife was lol 3 edible arrangements is no joke lol how many surgeries have you had?
This was my first surgery.
Lol. I had to get reconstructive surgery on my elbow years ago and as I was coming out of the anesthesia I started asking for my wife. Instead of telling me that she's waiting for me the nurse said calm down or we're gonna have to put you back under. So I grabbed her scrubs like they were a gi and I tried to apply a cross collar choke. Other nurses spilled in like a kung fu movie and when I came to my wife was sitting next to my bed and she was MAD. She made me send 3 edible arrangements the next week to the nurses. My dad was with her in the waiting room and all they saw was the other nurses running so he said "fett must've woken up". Turns out I have a history of not doing well with that stuff.
<45>Same man, I come to surrounded by nurses telling me to calm down and that I'm waking up from anesthesia, full hulk mode. Apparently I asked for more drugs during the operation too.
My parents got my dogs while I was in there and have them now. I feel pretty good right now but earlier felt horrible. Finally mastered getting out of and in bed easier. I can return to work on the 23rd so I have a lot of time off now. I'm not allowed to lift anything over 10 lbs or I risk getting hernia.
Side note the young black female surgeon was smoking hot.
What'd you have? Appendicitis?
Yeah. Fortunately for me I went to the hospital at the right time. It was enlarged and swollen and they got it before it leaked or busted which would have been a lot worse obviously. Still don't get how they pulled it out of my belly button but it was sort of like Neo getting the tracking bug pulled out of his.
Yeah. Fortunately for me I went to the hospital at the right time. It was enlarged and swollen and they got it before it leaked or busted which would have been a lot worse obviously. Still don't get how they pulled it out of my belly button but it was sort of like Neo getting the tracking bug pulled out of his.
You're a mix of City-Mac and Country-Mac.
Oh and I was so disappointed they don't really let you keep it. Turns out mine was normally about twice as large so I felt the build up of...whatever enlarges it before the white blood cell spike that accompanies the infection. Took them a few hours to realize I needed it out now. Did an old school test where they push on it really fuckin hard and tell you to take it as long as you can. So I man the fuck up and he's touching the bed under me through my abdomen and says how we doing and I said I wanna punch your fuckin face so he lets go and THAT was the new worst pain I'd ever felt. They said that's how they used to diagnose appendicitis before they developed the white blood cell test.
Good times.
You're a mix of City-Mac and Country-Mac.
Oh and I was so disappointed they don't really let you keep it. Turns out mine was normally about twice as large so I felt the build up of...whatever enlarges it before the white blood cell spike that accompanies the infection. Took them a few hours to realize I needed it out now. Did an old school test where they push on it really fuckin hard and tell you to take it as long as you can. So I man the fuck up and he's touching the bed under me through my abdomen and says how we doing and I said I wanna punch your fuckin face so he lets go and THAT was the new worst pain I'd ever felt. They said that's how they used to diagnose appendicitis before they developed the white blood cell test.
Good times.
They did that to me at the rural emergency room I was at and I pulled the bed handrail off
On the plus side I think they felt bad and gave me the strongest painkillers they had, for emergencies. Sat in a wheelchair watching sliders after that waiting for the ambulance and shit was so damn sparkly.