Social Who would you save?

and How the fuck could a homeless man afford plane ticket???
More importantly who was flying the plane. Shirley there's a hot flight attendant to give the second parachute to?
 
Who's flying the plane? I don't know how to fly a plane, and if everyone else on board is homeless, retarded or a midget, it doesn't sound like anybody else does either, which is probably why we're crashing, but how did we even take off?
Damn. Should have read on.
 
I'd give it to my bully.

I think the eradication of bullying in schools is a big reason why kids are pussies now.

Any bullying that I experienced made me stronger.

Sorry midget, I know you didn't do anything wrong, but the world needs bullies right now.
What if the bully IS a midget?
 
I reckon the midget is actually Joe Rogan, bully Sean Strickland, mentally ill person is Tony Ferguson. Not sure who homeless person could be?
 
I’d make the mentally unstable dude promise to give me half of his Xanax prescription for the rest of his life in exchange for the other parachute. Then I’d tie the midget to his legs in exchange for weekly sex with his midget wife.
 

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