Would you date a lawyer?

[ThaiSexPills]

So I used to date this hot lawyer chick. I broke it off with her because she wasn’t really my type but her billboards are popping up and my buddies are laughing at me.

I figured a divorce with a lawyer would be a disaster and she’d ruin my life if it got more serious. I also found her a very dominant, type A personality that didn’t mesh well with mine. We both have new partners and I don’t care but seeing her billboard got me thinking -

Would you date a lawyer? Is there any other professions you wouldn’t date?

 

[Osculater]

I would never date a nun because all they do is talk about Jesus and how their hearts belong to him

 

[lsa]

I would never date a nun because all they do is talk about Jesus and how their hearts belong to him

Me father was a nun.
Every time he was in court for burglary they asked him:
"occupation?" and he said nun

 

[chardog]

Oh great, a professional at making excuses, no thanks, wouldn’t date a psychiatrist/psychologist, don’t need god lecturing me, and no social workers, power tripping

 

[Contempt]

Yes, she was hot but obnoxious and arrogant. She was paid really well but constantly broke and expected me to pay for everything.

I wouldn't negatively judge all lawyers though so yeah, would do it again under the right circumstances.

 

[PBAC]

Me father was a nun.
Every time he was in court for burglary they asked him:
"occupation?" and he said nun

professional cigarette collector

 

[subtlySteve]

So I used to date this hot lawyer chick. I broke it off with her because she wasn’t really my type but her billboards are popping up and my buddies are laughing at me.

I figured a divorce with a lawyer would be a disaster and she’d ruin my life if it got more serious. I also found her a very dominant, type A personality that didn’t mesh well with mine. We both have new partners and I don’t care but seeing her billboard got me thinking -

Would you date a lawyer? Is there any other professions you wouldn’t date?

You see her billboards everywhere?

That's rough.

It’s like she’s haunting you, but in a really high-def, backlit way.

Professions I wouldn't date?

I'd stay away from dating a mime. I don't need somebody pretending to be trapped in an invisible box while visiting my parents.

I wouldn't date a food critic because I'm just trying to enjoy a burger, but they want a discussion about the ketchup-to-mustard ratio.

I definitely wouldn't date a professional wrestler.

Or anyone into extreme couponing. You'd be on a date, and they'd pull out a binder the size of a dictionary just to save 25 cents on a slice of cheese.

I wouldn't date a fortune-teller because they're all pieces of shit by default.

I'd also avoid dating someone who sells timeshares.

And probably a few more, but that's all I can think of at the moment.

Oh, and I would only date a lawyer if she looked like Sela Ward circa 2005.

 

[davidlemonparty]

So I used to date this hot lawyer chick. I broke it off with her because she wasn’t really my type but her billboards are popping up and my buddies are laughing at me.

I figured a divorce with a lawyer would be a disaster and she’d ruin my life if it got more serious. I also found her a very dominant, type A personality that didn’t mesh well with mine. We both have new partners and I don’t care but seeing her billboard got me thinking -

Would you date a lawyer? Is there any other professions you wouldn’t date?

Pics of billboard?

 

[EndlessCritic]

I have met many female lawyers who are decent people. And some are not.

The decent/not decent ratio is probably similar to men. Though the top 5 lawyers I hate in my province are probably all guys.

 

[Morning Star]

Once. She never talked about her work. She was interesting and fun. Butterface though so I didn't lock it down.

 

[Doughie99]

So I used to date this hot lawyer chick. I broke it off with her because she wasn’t really my type but her billboards are popping up and my buddies are laughing at me.

I figured a divorce with a lawyer would be a disaster and she’d ruin my life if it got more serious. I also found her a very dominant, type A personality that didn’t mesh well with mine. We both have new partners and I don’t care but seeing her billboard got me thinking -

Would you date a lawyer? Is there any other professions you wouldn’t date?

I dated a lawyer (a barrister actually!!) over 20years ago. Best girl I ever dated to be honest!!
just fizzled out after 2 years, no particular reason.

 

[Swiftie]

I'd have no problem dating a lawyer unless they were the top prosecutor or DA for a large city. In that situation, I think they would be so stressed and consumed with prosecuting major cases.

I wouldn't date a stripper. I have no interest in my girl going to work and showing her goods to strange men for money. Years ago, I did live next to a stripper and she would always give my girl a dozen of roses. Customers would actually bring her flowers and she tossed them out or gave them away.

 

[ralphc1]

Me father was a nun.
Every time he was in court for burglary they asked him:
"occupation?" and he said nun

I married a nun. Nun in the morning and nun at night.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Sycho Sid]

Why would anyone want to date someone with a high earning potential? Seems crazy.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

I'd have no problem dating a lawyer unless they were the top prosecutor or DA for a large city. In that situation, I think they would be so stressed and consumed with prosecuting major cases.

I wouldn't date a stripper. I have no interest in my girl going to work and showing her goods to strange men for money. Years ago, I did live next to a stripper and she would always give my girl a dozen of roses. Customers would actually bring her flowers and she tossed them out or gave them away.

My sister couldn't cut it and quit her job as a prosecutor.

Her exact words: "They're really good but they're assholes."

 

[666]

I dated a Court reporter and she would have to look for jobs all over the country to find one. Ended up turning into a long distance relationship and she was nuts so we broke up.

Wouldn't date a cop.

Wouldn't date someone who does 'adult massages' for $250.

Wouldn't date a janitor.

Wouldn't date someone who streams any kind of content for a living.

Probably wouldn't date any woman working in the trades. There's like a 20:1 men to women ratio and if she's even a 3/10 you know guys are checking her out all day and flirting with her.

 

[supermurph]

Never dated a lawyer. Would I? Sure. Would I marry one....oh hell no. Dated a stripper a long time ago. She was a nutcase. Another profession I'd stay away from would be hair stylist which seems to a be a drama factory as well.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Yes. But not a litigator. Nothing wrong with tax attorneys or real estate lawyers.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Oh great, a professional at making excuses, no thanks, wouldn’t date a psychiatrist/psychologist, don’t need god lecturing me, and no social workers, power tripping

A woman who majored in psychology or has a master’s in it, or is an actual psychologist or psychiatrist is just a nightmare.

Women go into that field in droves because they want to figure out why they do such fucked up shit, give that reason a name thereby externalizing it, and making it the fault of the “condition,” then absolve themselves of any blame for their abhorrent behavior.

“You know I’m narcissistic, Kreitzfeldt adjacent. I can’t help who I am.”

Nah, bitch. You can help yourself.

It basically does for women what Jordan Peterson does for young men. “It isn’t at all your fault you can’t get pussy. It’s the world’s fault.”