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Feeling ok? Who is taking care of your dog while you were in the hospital?
 
Rebelfett said:
Feeling ok? Who is taking care of your dog while you were in the hospital?
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My parents got my dogs while I was in there and have them now. I feel pretty good right now but earlier felt horrible. Finally mastered getting out of and in bed easier. I can return to work on the 23rd so I have a lot of time off now. I'm not allowed to lift anything over 10 lbs or I risk getting hernia.

Side note the young black female surgeon was smoking hot.
 
Heart Break Kid said:
My parents got my dogs while I was in there and have them now. I feel pretty good right now but earlier felt horrible. Finally mastered getting out of and in bed easier. I can return to work on the 23rd so I have a lot of time off now. I'm not allowed to lift anything over 10 lbs or I risk getting hernia.

Side note the young black female surgeon was smoking hot.
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I'm glad you're feeling better. Hopefully she saw your peen and recognized you as an alpha.
 
Rebelfett said:
I'm glad you're feeling better. Hopefully she saw your peen and recognized you as an alpha.
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Man I made a joke about that but didn't feel the punch line was good enough so I left it out. She had the sweetest voice and touch too. @Batjester kept telling me I should wack it first, I was pretty close.

I didnt even remember being put out but trying to wake back up was an experience.
 
Heart Break Kid said:
Man I made a joke about that but didn't feel the punch line was good enough so I left it out. She had the sweetest voice and touch too. @Batjester kept telling me I should wack it first, I was pretty close.

I didnt even remember being put out but trying to wake back up was an experience.
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Lol. I had to get reconstructive surgery on my elbow years ago and as I was coming out of the anesthesia I started asking for my wife. Instead of telling me that she's waiting for me the nurse said calm down or we're gonna have to put you back under. So I grabbed her scrubs like they were a gi and I tried to apply a cross collar choke. Other nurses spilled in like a kung fu movie and when I came to my wife was sitting next to my bed and she was MAD. She made me send 3 edible arrangements the next week to the nurses. My dad was with her in the waiting room and all they saw was the other nurses running so he said "fett must've woken up". Turns out I have a history of not doing well with that stuff.
 
Rebelfett said:
Lol. I had to get reconstructive surgery on my elbow years ago and as I was coming out of the anesthesia I started asking for my wife. Instead of telling me that she's waiting for me the nurse said calm down or we're gonna have to put you back under. So I grabbed her scrubs like they were a gi and I tried to apply a cross collar choke. Other nurses spilled in like a kung fu movie and when I came to my wife was sitting next to my bed and she was MAD. She made me send 3 edible arrangements the next week to the nurses. My dad was with her in the waiting room and all they saw was the other nurses running so he said "fett must've woken up". Turns out I have a history of not doing well with that stuff.
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Perfect example of when a joke goes bad lol I ended up throwing up after surgery, I didn't have anything to eat that day and they gave me so many pain drugs my weak stomach couldn't just handle it. I can only imagine how angry your wife was lol 3 edible arrangements is no joke lol how many surgeries have you had?

This was my first surgery.
 
Heart Break Kid said:
Perfect example of when a joke goes bad lol I ended up throwing up after surgery, I didn't have anything to eat that day and they gave me so many pain drugs my weak stomach couldn't just handle it. I can only imagine how angry your wife was lol 3 edible arrangements is no joke lol how many surgeries have you had?

This was my first surgery.
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I've had 4 surgeries. Never puked. But I get so disoriented my fight or flights kicks into overdrive.
 
Rebelfett said:
Lol. I had to get reconstructive surgery on my elbow years ago and as I was coming out of the anesthesia I started asking for my wife. Instead of telling me that she's waiting for me the nurse said calm down or we're gonna have to put you back under. So I grabbed her scrubs like they were a gi and I tried to apply a cross collar choke. Other nurses spilled in like a kung fu movie and when I came to my wife was sitting next to my bed and she was MAD. She made me send 3 edible arrangements the next week to the nurses. My dad was with her in the waiting room and all they saw was the other nurses running so he said "fett must've woken up". Turns out I have a history of not doing well with that stuff.
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Same man, I come to surrounded by nurses telling me to calm down and that I'm waking up from anesthesia, full hulk mode. Apparently I asked for more drugs during the operation too.
 
Heart Break Kid said:
My parents got my dogs while I was in there and have them now. I feel pretty good right now but earlier felt horrible. Finally mastered getting out of and in bed easier. I can return to work on the 23rd so I have a lot of time off now. I'm not allowed to lift anything over 10 lbs or I risk getting hernia.

Side note the young black female surgeon was smoking hot.
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What'd you have? Appendicitis?
 
scorpipede said:
What'd you have? Appendicitis?
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Yeah. Fortunately for me I went to the hospital at the right time. It was enlarged and swollen and they got it before it leaked or busted which would have been a lot worse obviously. Still don't get how they pulled it out of my belly button but it was sort of like Neo getting the tracking bug pulled out of his.
 
Heart Break Kid said:
Yeah. Fortunately for me I went to the hospital at the right time. It was enlarged and swollen and they got it before it leaked or busted which would have been a lot worse obviously. Still don't get how they pulled it out of my belly button but it was sort of like Neo getting the tracking bug pulled out of his.
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That was my only surgery too. Well, that I remember. Had some exploratory thing on my brain when I was 1 or so. Anyway, I was concerned to get back to work so the surgeon tells me I have to be able to do a sit up at the follow up appointment in a week. So I go to it and she says how about that sit up and I fuckin do it, not easily by any means I thought I was going to pop a blood vessel and she's fuckin amazed and still tells me at least one more week. She didn't even think I would come close. Was joking. Not fuckin funny.

I was full of oxy/acetominophen for two weeks. Could have been worse but I do remember getting up from bed was the fuckin worst.

Heal well bud.
 
Heart Break Kid said:
Yeah. Fortunately for me I went to the hospital at the right time. It was enlarged and swollen and they got it before it leaked or busted which would have been a lot worse obviously. Still don't get how they pulled it out of my belly button but it was sort of like Neo getting the tracking bug pulled out of his.
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Oh and I was so disappointed they don't really let you keep it. Turns out mine was normally about twice as large so I felt the build up of...whatever enlarges it before the white blood cell spike that accompanies the infection. Took them a few hours to realize I needed it out now. Did an old school test where they push on it really fuckin hard and tell you to take it as long as you can. So I man the fuck up and he's touching the bed under me through my abdomen and says how we doing and I said I wanna punch your fuckin face so he lets go and THAT was the new worst pain I'd ever felt. They said that's how they used to diagnose appendicitis before they developed the white blood cell test.

Good times.
 
scorpipede said:
Oh and I was so disappointed they don't really let you keep it. Turns out mine was normally about twice as large so I felt the build up of...whatever enlarges it before the white blood cell spike that accompanies the infection. Took them a few hours to realize I needed it out now. Did an old school test where they push on it really fuckin hard and tell you to take it as long as you can. So I man the fuck up and he's touching the bed under me through my abdomen and says how we doing and I said I wanna punch your fuckin face so he lets go and THAT was the new worst pain I'd ever felt. They said that's how they used to diagnose appendicitis before they developed the white blood cell test.

Good times.
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They did that to me at the rural emergency room I was at and I pulled the bed handrail off :mad:

On the plus side I think they felt bad and gave me the strongest painkillers they had, for emergencies. Sat in a wheelchair watching sliders after that waiting for the ambulance and shit was so damn sparkly.
 
Metusalemi said:
You're a mix of City-Mac and Country-Mac.
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I've heard I look like Mac before. I've heard I look like every white guy out there from Tom Brady if im fully shaved which never happens to Mark Wahlberg to some dude on CSI.

But in reality if you white, you Ben Affleck.

Edit: finally occurred to me you're just saying I look like a gay dude lol
 
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scorpipede said:
Oh and I was so disappointed they don't really let you keep it. Turns out mine was normally about twice as large so I felt the build up of...whatever enlarges it before the white blood cell spike that accompanies the infection. Took them a few hours to realize I needed it out now. Did an old school test where they push on it really fuckin hard and tell you to take it as long as you can. So I man the fuck up and he's touching the bed under me through my abdomen and says how we doing and I said I wanna punch your fuckin face so he lets go and THAT was the new worst pain I'd ever felt. They said that's how they used to diagnose appendicitis before they developed the white blood cell test.

Good times.
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The worst was after surgery in the AM I asked for toast and the stinking nurse put the toast out of reach where I had to hurt myself in order to get it. I was so mad. The first time I got up on my own to pee in a bottle was very difficult. It took me a good min to finally pee.
 
Phlog said:
They did that to me at the rural emergency room I was at and I pulled the bed handrail off :mad:

On the plus side I think they felt bad and gave me the strongest painkillers they had, for emergencies. Sat in a wheelchair watching sliders after that waiting for the ambulance and shit was so damn sparkly.
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After that they hit me with the morphine through IV. I didn't care about anything after that.
 
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