Change a movie plot with a simple caption

[Otto!]

The idea is simple, post a pic from a movie, and add a caption underneath that would have taken the movie in a completely different direction. Do not photoshop the picture. You need to change the context without altering the picture.

Here is an example:



“After the mob apologized and replaced John Wick’s puppy with an identical one, John decided to forgive them and move on.”


Looking forward to see what everyone comes up with.

 

[Otto!]

“After giving the ring to the Nazgul, the hobbits stayed at the Prancing Pony for 35 days and never sobered up.”

 

[syct23]

Willy Wonka.jpg

"After realizing that the last Golden Ticket was a fake, Charlie lost all faith in humanity and decided to spend the money he found on a loaf of bread to feed his family".

 

[I Fusion I]

A thief who steals corporate secrets through the use of dream-sharing technology refused the inverse task of planting an idea into the mind of a C.E.O.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

After Tony Stark invented time travel, the remaining Avengers decided to be teleported in time and space to the planet Thanos retired to right after he was stabbed in the chest. The superheroes quickly disabled the mortally wounded villain and relieved him of the infinity stones, and snapped the universe back to what it was before. The reunited Avengers assembled at a New York shawarma shop and spent the next two hours shooting the shit

 

[Fedorgasm]

Apollo Creed uses the Terry Silver plan where he agrees to train Rocky, but trains him in a manner that causes confusion and actually makes Rocky worse, thus creating an opportunity for Apollo to regain the heavyweight belt.

 

[tank666]

After opening the fed express packages with the high tech mobile phone and the flare gun Chuck was picked up a few hours later. He got promoted then retired a few years later.

 

[elwani]

Damn these are some boring ass rewrites

 

[tank666]

After being told to take a right and check it out Johnny saw his ex girlfriend Ali on the beach with Daniel. He smiled and said thats cool they look like a nice couple. I wish them well. The cobra kais rode off on their bikes. Daniel and Ali got married and had 3 children.

 

[tank666]

Damn these are some boring ass rewrites

Lol I thought that was the point.

 

[Otto!]

Damn these are some boring ass rewrites

Anxiously awaiting yours!

 

[Fedorgasm]

Hollywood screenwriter Sheldon Lettich begins to suspect that Frank Dux may not be the most trustworthy source of information regarding the kumite, and decides to check the facts for himself.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Halle Berry takes off her clothes. Some guys work on a computer or something, then Halle Berry takes off her clothes again.

 

[boingyman]

Neo decided to take the blue pill...

 

[Fedorgasm]

After becoming hooked on speed, Jessie Spano, runs away from her home in Bayside and survives by using the only two things she has left; her dancing and her looks.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Pirates of the Caribbean reboots with an all female cast led by Girls actress Lena Dunham

 

[tank666]

He laughed as he sped past the hitcher thinking good luck with that pal. The Hitcher was tragically knocked down by a truck. He survived but was blinded in the accident, he became a skillful swordsman though.

 

[lifelessheap]

007: No. Time to Die

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Mayor Vaughn agrees with chief brody and closes the beaches by order of amity PD. No other attacks from a shark were reported and the beaches reopened in time for Labor Day weekend.

 

[j123]

Finding nemo

Nemo's mom didn't pass away in the vicious attack that took her and his hundreds of siblings out

Nemo's dad ended up being a fish miserable with his life while nemo's mom gets nailed by hundreds of other clown fish, and beta fish on the reg