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[Otto!]

Realizing that a planet overrun by murderous aliens is the perfect place to raise an orphaned little girl, Ripley destroys her own ship and becomes a master at cooking alien eggs omelettes.

 

[Otto!]

After training kung fu, Neo thought he could stop all these bullets stretching out his right hand. RIP

Lol. Nice!

 

[wlu.29]

Keyser soze comes clean after realizing his hairline has shrunk

 

[I Am Legion]

Peter Parker has a radio active spider on him but he smashes it before it bites him. He isn’t as lucky when a radio active rabbit bites him in the lab next door. He develops an insatiable need for carrots and humping things. He spends the rest of his life in a psych ward eating veggies and humping his pillow.

 

[genecop]

Small man eating fish that look like poo terrorize kids in a swimming pool..

 

[elwani]

Challenge accepted...

Humbert, after putting Lo to bed, walks out the hotel room and locks the door. He stands for a moment alone in the hallway, hesitating, turning over the key in his hand.

Suddenly he lets out a sigh as if a huge weight had been lifted from his shoulders. He clenches the key tightly in a fist, walks to the end of the hallway where a window stands open, and throws the key out into the black night where no one shall ever find it again.

(Part 2 later perhaps, I have this whole shit planned out until the end)

(Part 2)

He goes downstairs to the bar and orders a drink. Morning finds him still there alone, hunched over a table uncomfortably asleep. He is awakened by the cleaning staff. He stumbles wearily up the stairs to the room where she is sleeping. Outside the first rays of the sun are shining and the birds are singing.

He knocks on the door slowly, softly. There is no answer, she is probably still asleep. He continues to knock, but slowly with the same softness, until he hears a movement behind the door, then the lock turning, she opens the door. Her eyes are still half closed by sleep, but in her unguarded smile he can see there is a genuine happiness to see him.

...

(Part 3)

“Lo” he says “I have something to tell you. He walks her to the bed and has her sit down. He pulls up an armchair and sits facing her. He tells her that her mom has died in a car accident. At first the news doesn’t register but gradually it sinks in. She is hysterical. For all their arguments she loved her mom who was her only family in the world. Somehow she intuits that he is responsible. Hysterically she punches and kicks him while crying. He sits in the armchair and just lets her. He knows he is not the right person to be there yet he is the only one, so best just to sit still in the armchair so that she is not alone. That whole day they stay in the hotel room. At night she cries herself to sleep.

Humbert sits in the armchair the whole night. Barely moving and silent as he was during the day with eyes downcast, it hardly matters whether he slept. In the morning when she is awake, he tells her gently that he plans to take her to the college town where he is to begin a teaching position and there enroll her in school. Icily calm now, Lo sits on the edge of the bed and stares at him with hatred in her eyes, deep down knowing he is somehow responsible for her mother’s death. Perhaps even she is somehow responsible? She shrinks from the thought, her hatred for him growing even stronger.

He quickly packs their things. Throughout he is careful not to touch her or even look at her, preferring to keep his eyes downcast. She obeys his instructions silently with an icy contempt. He checks them out of the hotel, puts their trunks in the car, and they have a silent trip to the college town where he is to begin teaching.

And from here Humbert begins a long (years long) act of penance. He enrolls her in the best school he can find. He gets her the best tutors. He makes sure she never wants for anything, although making sure not to spoil her. With whatever income he has left he makes sure that she has all the best experiences that would enrich a young girl: theater, music, sports, travel. He spends all his time outside of work following up with her teachers on her education or at home, cleaning, sewing, making their meals, laundering clothes. He never dates or even so much as associates with anyone outside of the demands of work and her education. He is never harsh with Lo, never angry or frustrated, never denying her anything she asks unless he felt it was bad for her. He becomes, to put it simply, both the perfect stepfather and stepmother, with all his money time and energy dedicated to giving her a great childhood. The only exception is that he says very little to her, always keeping it constrained to the minutiae necessary for their daily life. He is also careful never to touch her or even look at her, preferring to keep his eyes downcast when she is around.

...

 

[Bacco]

I laughed out loud reading this.. at the part where it said dark reign of Simba the Cruel

Tbh i feel with "the Cruel" history has been a bit unfair
He still waited his turn without overthrow his old father, and made the kingdom richer with crime at an all time low

Maybe Simba the Enthusiast

 

[Woldog]

Dr Neil Grant, a bloke with a shotgun and a rag tag team of some blonde woman, two kids, a handsome man with a penchant for flares team up with two raptors and a T-Rex to prevent a a crazy old man and his fat bodyguard from making raptor omelets. sponsored by Jeep and Toyota.

 

[buffpants22]

Learning of Beatrixs pregnancy Bill has a major change of heart. They retire to Okinawa raise little B.B. under the watchful eye of Hatori Hanzo. The deadly vipers are disbanded without leadership. Uncle Budd opens a country western square dance in New Mexico.

 

[Bacco]

V realized life is too short to think about vendetta, and decided to focus on his old dream of become a perfect housewife

 

[Jackonfire]

After winning a pig at the county fair, Arthur goes back to his farm and has a delicious breakfast of bacon and eggs and biscuits with homemade sausage gravy.

 

[Otto!]

After winning a pig at the county fair, Arthur goes back to his farm and has a delicious breakfast of bacon and eggs and biscuits with homemade sausage gravy.

 

[Zer]

Businessman Auric Goldfinger begins the first test of his '100% not gay' dick measuring laser

 

[Rob Battisti]

After Tony Stark invented time travel, the remaining Avengers decided to be teleported in time and space to the planet Thanos retired to right after he was stabbed in the chest. The superheroes quickly disabled the mortally wounded villain and relieved him of the infinity stones, and snapped the universe back to what it was before. The reunited Avengers assembled at a New York shawarma shop and spent the next two hours shooting the shit

Honestly never thought of that

 

[Jackonfire]

I'm sorry. But I'm still thinking about biscuits and gravy from the other day.

 

[Low Test With da Best]

I'm sorry. But I'm still thinking about biscuits and gravy from the other day.

@Ottawaguy
"That'll do, sausage. That'll do."

Challenge accepted...

Humbert, after putting Lo to bed, walks out the hotel room and locks the door. He stands for a moment alone in the hallway, hesitating, turning over the key in his hand.

Suddenly he lets out a sigh as if a huge weight had been lifted from his shoulders. He clenches the key tightly in a fist, walks to the end of the hallway where a window stands open, and throws the key out into the black night where no one shall ever find it again.

(Part 2 later perhaps, I have this whole shit planned out until the end)

(Part 2)

He goes downstairs to the bar and orders a drink. Morning finds him still there alone, hunched over a table uncomfortably asleep. He is awakened by the cleaning staff. He stumbles wearily up the stairs to the room where she is sleeping. Outside the first rays of the sun are shining and the birds are singing.

He knocks on the door slowly, softly. There is no answer, she is probably still asleep. He continues to knock, but slowly with the same softness, until he hears a movement behind the door, then the lock turning, she opens the door. Her eyes are still half closed by sleep, but in her unguarded smile he can see there is a genuine happiness to see him.

...

(Part 3)

Humbert sits in the armchair the whole night. Barely moving and silent as he was during the day with eyes downcast, it hardly matters whether he slept. In the morning when she is awake, he tells her gently that he plans to take her to the college town where he is to begin a teaching position and there enroll her in school. Icily calm now, Lo sits on the edge of the bed and stares at him with hatred in her eyes, deep down knowing he is somehow responsible for her mother’s death. Perhaps even she is somehow responsible? She shrinks from the thought, her hatred for him growing even stronger.

He quickly packs their things. Throughout he is careful not to touch her or even look at her, preferring to keep his eyes downcast. She obeys his instructions silently with an icy contempt. He checks them out of the hotel, puts their trunks in the car, and they have a silent trip to the college town where he is to begin teaching.

And from here Humbert begins a long (years long) act of penance. He enrolls her in the best school he can find. He gets her the best tutors. He makes sure she never wants for anything, although making sure not to spoil her. With whatever income he has left he makes sure that she has all the best experiences that would enrich a young girl: theater, music, sports, travel. He spends all his time outside of work following up with her teachers on her education or at home, cleaning, sewing, making their meals, laundering clothes. He never dates or even so much as associates with anyone outside of the demands of work and her education. He is never harsh with Lo, never angry or frustrated, never denying her anything she asks unless he felt it was bad for her. He becomes, to put it simply, both the perfect stepfather and stepmother, with all his money time and energy dedicated to giving her a great childhood. The only exception is that he says very little to her, always keeping it constrained to the minutiae necessary for their daily life. He is also careful never to touch her or even look at her, preferring to keep his eyes trained on the floor when she is around.

...

Jeez give us a clue WTF you're talking about

 

[elwani]

Jeez give us a clue WTF you're talking about

Perhaps it will make sense to you when I'm done, but I assume you have watched the movie?

 

[Low Test With da Best]

Perhaps it will make sense to you when I'm done, but I assume you have watched the movie?

I'm certain I haven't, and certain many others are not recognizing the "iconic scene" that was your springboard, though I saw someone mention early Kubrick and that's def a black hole for me at this time (besides 2001, Shining, of course)

 

[Sweater of AV]

Seen here at his sister Connie's wedding, Michael Corleone proposes to his girlfriend Kay Adams. They get married soon afterwards, move to California for the weather, and start a family.

 

[fungi]

"Tough guy" Jon McLame yelled "Hippie-high-yeyo" and got arrested by the FBI. They found 69 oz of the above mentioned substance in his intestines (via anal probe). He came. Happy end.