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[WhiskyJack]

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Jim Halsey laughed as he sped past the hitcher thinking good luck with that pal. The Hitcher was tragically knocked down by a truck. He survived but was blinded in the accident, he became a skillful swordsman though.

That went over everyones heads.

 

[Fedorgasm]

That went over everyones heads.

I understood everything except for the name Jim Halsey.

 

[tank666]

After the miracle surgery restored his sight Nick Parker still wasn't happy. He became disillusioned with society in general and wanted to make someone, anyone in fact pay. He decided to walk to the nearest highway to hitchike. He vowed to murder the 1st person to pick him up...

 

[Bacco]

After training kung fu, Neo thought he could stop all these bullets stretching out his right hand. RIP

 

[tank666]

I understood everything except for the name Jim Halsey.

Jim Halsey is the name of the character driving that picks up the Hitcher.

 

[Bacco]

After being harassed by the local asshole sheriff, John Rambo ordered a cappuccino and left the town

 

[elwani]

Anxiously awaiting yours!

Challenge accepted...

Humbert, after putting Lo to bed, walks out the hotel room and locks the door. He stands for a moment alone in the hallway, hesitating, turning over the key in his hand.

Suddenly he lets out a sigh as if a huge weight had been lifted from his shoulders. He clenches the key tightly in a fist, walks to the end of the hallway where a window stands open, and throws the key out into the black night where no one shall ever find it again.

(Part 2 later perhaps, I have this whole shit planned out until the end)

 

[tank666]

After seeing Jason struggling in the water 2 of the camp counsellors saved him. Mrs Voorhees was so grateful she baked everyone brownies. Jason, inspired by what happened became a counsellor himself and still works at Camp Crystal Lake today.

 

[tank666]

Ferris was tempted to take a day off but thought no, that would be irresponsible. He graduated and eventually went to work in his Father's company.

 

[sickc0d3r]

Turbo’s meth addiction finally pays off when he lands a lucrative Roomba contract.

 

[elwani]

Challenge accepted...

Humbert, after putting Lo to bed, walks out the hotel room and locks the door. He stands for a moment alone in the hallway, hesitating, turning over the key in his hand.

Suddenly he lets out a sigh as if a huge weight had been lifted from his shoulders. He clenches the key tightly in a fist, walks to the end of the hallway where a window stands open, and throws the key out into the black night where no one shall ever find it again.

(Part 2 later perhaps, I have this whole shit planned out until the end)

(Part 2)

He goes downstairs to the bar and orders a drink. Morning finds him still there alone, hunched over a table uncomfortably asleep. He is awakened by the cleaning staff. He stumbles wearily up the stairs to the room where she is sleeping. Outside the first rays of the sun are shining and the birds are singing.

He knocks on the door slowly, softly. There is no answer, she is probably still asleep. He continues to knock, but slowly with the same softness, until he hears a movement behind the door, then the lock turning, she opens the door. Her eyes are still half closed by sleep, but in her unguarded smile he can see there is a genuine happiness to see him.

...

 

[Bacco]

One day King Mufasa finally had enough of Scar's bullshit, and almost ripped his head off with a powerful paw swipe, killing him on the spot

Later same day he talked to Simba, giving him the greatest lesson: never let an asshole step on you and get away with it, or he will do it again

3 years later Prince Simba made great use of this important lesson, and personally executed what will be remembered as the first hyenas genocide, greatly expanding the kingdom territories and making his old father proud as fuck

4 years after, during a rainy day the old King Mufasa died peacefully in his cave, and so begun the dark reign of Simba the Cruel.
An hard but rightful ruler, he is famous for not only extinct completely hyenas, but also for doing same to many other harmful species such as meerkats and warthogs

In a later stage of his life, Simba the Cruel also personally leaded a successful war campaign against the human kingdom of Wakanda, erasing it completely from the maps

Cliffs: Bacco > Disney

 

[Leonard Haid]

Ennis and Jack move to San Francisco, get married, and adopt a kid

 

[GeorgeO]

When the remains of a young woman are found on shore, the new chief of police convinces everybody that there is an evil shark lurking in the waters surrounding Amity Island. The mayor of Martha's Vineyard is easily persuaded to close the Island's beaches and for the rest of the summer Roy Scheider and his two buddy's have the waters all to themselves to go fishing.

 

[mixmastermo]

I knew it was you... And you melted my heart

 

[Otto!]

Challenge accepted...

Humbert, after putting Lo to bed, walks out the hotel room and locks the door. He stands for a moment alone in the hallway, hesitating, turning over the key in his hand.

Suddenly he lets out a sigh as if a huge weight had been lifted from his shoulders. He clenches the key tightly in a fist, walks to the end of the hallway where a window stands open, and throws the key out into the black night where no one shall ever find it again.

(Part 2 later perhaps, I have this whole shit planned out until the end)

Early Kubrick.

 

[DM1982]

The T800, realising how cute 1980's women were, decided not to execute Sarah Connor, and lived out the rest of his battery life as a Pentium 4 processor

 

[Otto!]

Steve Rogers was right in assuming it was a live grenade. He was sorely missed.

Hydra successfully conquered the world.

 

[fungi]

Within minutes of "landing" on the spaceships the rebel scum figured out there was no air in space. The "horses" suffocated. PETA sued them afterwards.

 

[mixmastermo]

One day King Mufasa finally had enough of Scar's bullshit, and almost ripped his head off with a powerful paw swipe, killing him on the spot

Later same day he talked to Simba, giving him the greatest lesson: never let an asshole step on you and get away with it, or he will do it again

3 years later Prince Simba made great use of this important lesson, and personally executed what will be remembered as the first hyenas genocide, greatly expanding the kingdom territories and making his old father proud as fuck

4 years after, during a rainy day the old King Mufasa died peacefully in his cave, and so begun the dark reign of Simba the Cruel.
An hard but rightful ruler, he is famous for not only extinct completely hyenas, but also for doing same to many other harmful species such as meerkats and warthogs

In a later stage of his life, Simba the Cruel also personally leaded a successful war campaign against the human kingdom of Wakanda, erasing it completely from the maps

Cliffs: Bacco > Disney

I laughed out loud reading this.. at the part where it said dark reign of Simba the Cruel