PWD 1068: Honorary Uce Status

[Stargazer Rex]

Rumor and innuendo that this isn't even the original Jim Cornette.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I don’t think there’s a man alive that could get Kenny to fuck their wife.

Any hole is a goal for Kenny 5 Stars, Dand. The absolute madman is insatiable!

 

[El Dandy]

Any hole is a goal for Kenny 5 Stars, Dand. The absolute madman is insatiable!

I have a hunch he has his preferences

 

[Frank23]

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Any hole is a goal for Kenny 5 Stars, Dand. The absolute madman is insatiable!

Meltzer said he would eat girls and guys out then not wash his face the whole day so he could savor the flavor.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Meltzer said he would eat girls and guys out then not wash his face the whole day so he could savor the flavor.

 

[Jobber]

Meltzer said he would eat girls and guys out then not wash his face the whole day so he could savor the flavor.

Keyword is girls

 

[The Diplomat]

 

[The Diplomat]

This is exactly why. Jim's beef with Kenny started while Jim was the booker of Ring of Honor and Kenny cancelled a Ring of Honor booking because he got injured. Kenny appeared in Japan for DDT around the same time so Jim got mad saying Kenny faked his injured, even though Kenny didn't even wrestle in DDT. Jim's 13 year obsession with Kenny Omega started over a missed ROH show.

Young Bucks were pretty similar. Jim didn't want to use ROH budget to fly the Young Bucks out from California anymore and basically told the Young Bucks if you want to get booked you have to get yourself out to shows, Young Buck said "ok, don't book us, we'll work elsewhere" and apparently Jim got mad that the Young Bucks didn't want to lose money to work for ROH and has held that grudge ever since.

He seemed to not mind their wrestling while he booked ROH, then magically when they didn't want to work in ROH while he was there he magically started to hate their wrestling.

Yeah, Corny's hate for them is pretty funny.

The thing is, now theres some fanatics who just follow his every word, and end up using terms like "Olivier" and "Hardly Boys." It's sad.

Especially because, clearly the Young Bucks are Rockers knockoffs.

 

[Frank23]

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

What does he know about following the rules?!

 

[Jobber]

What does he know about following the rules?!

Thats a deep cut roll

 

[lakersfan45]

Our first date was going to
Amoeba to get are you afraid of the dark dvds. And our wedding was
Me smashing a 1 k pizza in a. Freddy Krueger costume with my wife laughing hysterically

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Thats a deep cut roll

At least both Riddle and Rollins know that eye pokes are not only welcomed…….they're allowed

 

[Stargazer Rex]

What does he know about following the rules?!

Who watches the watchers, Roll? Ol Rex that's who, jack! If DC doesn't call it right down the middle then it's his ass! Call me Rex Shamrock.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Who watches the watchers, Roll? Ol Rex that's who, jack! If DC doesn't call it right down the middle then it's his ass! Call me Rex Shamrock.

DC better mind his P’s and Q’s next Saturday night

 

[sleepwalk]

Rumor and innuendo that this isn't even the original Jim Cornette.

 

[lakersfan45]

I've been listening to Cornette off and on over the past few years. He's insightful when it comes to the past, and his bread and butter is hearing the details from the 80s and 90s. But he is absolutely useless in adaptation/modern wrestling.

I think Jim hates The Elite (Kenny and the Bucks) not because they suck, but because he really wanted them at one point, and they turned him down.

This guy has held a near 20 year grudge while these guys started a 2nd rate pro wrestling organization that is the most profitable since WCW. Jim having Smokey Mount flashbacks.

Cornette loves the budineee dawg

 

[lakersfan45]

Cmon dawg

 

[Stargazer Rex]

@moonwolf

Also me at 2 am