Rumored Musk vs. Zuckerberg fight rumors *MERGED*

[JakePaulMMA]

Training is good for the soul. Pretending you're an elite athlete isn't.

If people can't pretend to be an athlete, then what purpose does this message board serve?

 

[JakePaulMMA]

Winner of Pat Miletich vs Mike Jackson gets to fight Zuck.

Pat will win when Mike Jackson trip his way up the stairs into the octagon and ko's himself on the door frame.

 

[xhaydenx]

If Zuckerberg went up against an actual UFC fighter the injuries would follow him for the rest of his life, idk why the journalists and Dana are even talking about that as if it were a serious idea

Bro, they're not talking about throwing him in with any UFC fighter lol.

It'd be the same thing they did with Punk. They'd find someone at Zuck's level and sign them for 1 fight and a development deal.

 

[Boomb]

who would he even fight ??

CM Punk?

 

[Phisher]

I wish they would just stop talking about this nonsense already.

It's amazing that this buffoon doesn't get called on his horseshit by anybody in the mainstream media.

He can't remember most of his own fighters' names, and he usually insults them when he does, and spends all of his time promoting professional slapping and chasing a gimmick fight with a billionaire that's never going to happen.

Yet a ton of normies think that he's actually a genius promoter because they've watched or read some extremely poorly researched news piece on him.

 

[MrJPayne]

Zuck vs Ronda Rousey return for ufc 300

I seriously am not sure who wins

 

[93confirmed]

Zuck vs Tom for the Social Media Belt

Brilliant!

 

[Goutfather]

fight jeff bezos in a death match.

 

[Goutfather]

anyone remember monica’s rich boyfriend from friends? the guy who followed his dream to be a ufc fighter, and then got beat up?

that’s pretty much what this is. rich guy thinks he’s conquered life, wants another trophy for his mantle.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Zuck vs Tom for the Social Media Belt

Hey, that guy was my friend!

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

This idea is so po-mo and unhinged it could actually be a huge, runaway success. It'll channel populist angst with a shameless "So you want to beat up a Billionaire?" sort of angle. Just the kind of depraved reality TV 2023 America needs!

The Zuck vs the Schmuck. It sells itself

 

[Domitian]

Get it done I'll stream it.

 

[usernamee]

anyone remember monica’s rich boyfriend from friends? the guy who followed his dream to be a ufc fighter, and then got beat up?

that’s pretty much what this is. rich guy thinks he’s conquered life, wants another trophy for his mantle.

lol I don't remember that at all, Friends could be quite good sometimes

 

[j18lee]

Can we get this done please?

I can't wait to short meta

So you’re saying that Zuck is boosts META’s stock price and he’d be sorely missed if replaced?

 

[Mike]

You guys are mad now, but you'd watch Mark Zuckerberg beat the shit out of CM Punk. Don't lie lol.

 

[tastaylvr]

So you’re saying that Zuck is boosts META’s stock price and he’d be sorely missed if replaced?

Zuck fighting would kill Meta's price let alone him getting KOd.

 

[AMAZINGUFC]

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Says Zuckerberg stopped talking about Elon Musk fight because he realized it wouldn’t happen. Says he trains hard and takes it serious.

who would he even fight ??

If White said that, it means he is not interested.

 

[loisestrad]

Zuck vs Ronda Rousey return for ufc 300

I seriously am not sure who wins

If Ronda was in fighting shape she would absolutely tool him. They're around the same size, and as far as I know Zuck's experience fighting wise consists of a few white belt level BJJ tourneys...

 

[Bushwhacker B]

Funny that a white belt sherdogger isn't even capable enough to look up a basic and readily available fact on the internet. Zuck has a Blue Belt under Dave Camarillo.
https://www.ndtv.com/feature/mark-z...lian-jiu-jitsu-shares-pics-with-coach-4236294

Well, that obviously changes everything; let him headline 300. I may new posting here, but I've been around awhile

 

[dipstickjimmy]

Well, that obviously changes everything; let him headline 300. I may new posting here, but I've been around awhile

Nothing I said supports this idea. How long you have been around doesn't change how simple it is to check a FACT that you KNOW when you don't actually know it. Don't worry, it helps you fit in here on Sherdog.