- Joined
- Nov 20, 2015
- Messages
- 6,172
- Reaction score
- 4,952
Serious question and need an expert opinion, what if you actually tried to rip its dick off?
You are attacked by a game pitt...
- Thread starter Randlewand
- Start date
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2014
- Messages
- 54,583
- Reaction score
- 91,473
I was attacked by a pitbull once at a gas station in Oakland, I was fighting it's owner, a big ole tatted up wood, and his dog jumped out of his car and jumped up and locked on my left tit
At first I was stunned into silence, me and the dog were just staring at each other, then I figured I better do something so I started punching it in the head, after a few punches it let go and jumped back in the car
When I woke up the next morning, the entire left side of my body was yellow and purple, I still got the little vampire marks scar surrounding my left nipple
At first I was stunned into silence, me and the dog were just staring at each other, then I figured I better do something so I started punching it in the head, after a few punches it let go and jumped back in the car
When I woke up the next morning, the entire left side of my body was yellow and purple, I still got the little vampire marks scar surrounding my left nipple
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2015
- Messages
- 6,172
- Reaction score
- 4,952
Poor nipple
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2014
- Messages
- 54,583
- Reaction score
- 91,473
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2015
- Messages
- 6,172
- Reaction score
- 4,952
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2015
- Messages
- 19,026
- Reaction score
- 13,462
If you have a jacket and the time to remove it you can use it as protection, if you're lucky even envelop it on the dog's head
GSD will very likely help, but if you don't jump in too to go 2v1 she will probably get fucked up quickly
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2022
- Messages
- 7,049
- Reaction score
- 20,041
"Wrestling"If you're near a fence, jump over it quick.
If you're near a car, jump ontop of it.
But if you have to fight on, hope it will jump at you, side-step it, and tackle it and make sure it can't get all 4 feet under it. Try to get a full nelson on it, and flip onto your back so its feet are up in the air and try to get a body-triangle on it... all while trying to avoid it biting you.
This is my theory, based on dozens of hours wrestling with my bull terrier, which are cousins to pitbulls.
- Joined
- Feb 12, 2004
- Messages
- 144,435
- Reaction score
- 104,414
When they want something,they dont get tired. Try turnin on a water hose and watch them bite the water. If you wave it around They wont stop no matter how long you do it. 8 - 10 hrs,turn it off.
Theyll look at you like "TURN THAT SHIT BACK ON"
- Joined
- Nov 19, 2011
- Messages
- 51,268
- Reaction score
- 85,606
"Wrestling"
Not the best word for it, but basically you're keeping the dog's feet off the ground with your weight while avoiding getting bit.
If you have a big dog that doesn't like to wrestle, then that's a preview.
But what if you're bit? Which seems like an obvious question, are you checkmated? Are you dead?
"Everyone's got a plan until you get bit." - Mike Tyson's dog.
Yeah maybe, but its important to keep thinking and not to panic when you get bit, because screaming is an instinctive reaction for you, and upon hearing screaming the dog's instinctive reaction is to keep biting and harder.
Well I'd hope I have long fingernails because I'd stick my fingers deep into the dog's eye, as far as it could go to force it to let go. Or I'd have a my keyes in my hand, with a key in-between my fingers as make-shift spiked knuckled and keep punching the dog's face as its biting me hoping at least one key goes inch-deep into it eye.
That's cuddling.
Very different than wrestling.
40 pound bull terriers are pretty tough to keep down even if their feet aren't on the ground and all of your weight on them. They cuddle only if they want to cuddle.
- Joined
- Feb 28, 2023
- Messages
- 7,380
- Reaction score
- 13,982
It's significantly smaller than you, kicking or punching it in the head works just as well as it does against a human. You'll probably get bit but you'll survive.
- Joined
- Jan 25, 2009
- Messages
- 25,618
- Reaction score
- 13,974
Then I assume that I am mistaken since pitbulls are loving creatures that are misunderstood.
- Joined
- May 15, 2016
- Messages
- 7,274
- Reaction score
- 7,438
Take your shirt or jacket off and quickly wrap it around your weaker arm. Let it attack that arm. With your other hand, eye gouge the hound of hell as hard and ferouciously as you can.
This is why I always carry a solid folding knife with me everywhere. Cant trust people with their mutts.
Not gonna lie though, the average person is getting mauled by a game pitt. Those things are relentless and dont stop. You legit have to shank the shit out of it or shoot it.
Best thing for average person is play dead.
This is why I always carry a solid folding knife with me everywhere. Cant trust people with their mutts.
Not gonna lie though, the average person is getting mauled by a game pitt. Those things are relentless and dont stop. You legit have to shank the shit out of it or shoot it.
Best thing for average person is play dead.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Nov 19, 2011
- Messages
- 51,268
- Reaction score
- 85,606
You have very little experience with pitbulls.
Soccerkicking is a pipedream if they're running at you. They're fast and agile, and their skull is a much smaller target than you'd think.
And they have a very high pain tolerance compared to most animals. If you kick it, unless you're a trained kicker (kickboxing or NFL punter) chances are you'll just piss it off even more.
I have never seen, either with my own eyes or online video, a pitbull getting knocked out.
- Joined
- Sep 18, 2008
- Messages
- 28,569
- Reaction score
- 36,862
Dogs only have one weapon, where you have several, so use that to your advantage.
Offer up your left forearm as a target. Dogs can't resist it if you hold your arm out in front of you. They'll go for it.
When he predictably leaps for your left arm then try to pull it away and step to the side, while you simultaneously throw a right hook to the ribs.
Then you repeat the process, offering up your left forearm and when he goes for it you pull it away while landing a strike. Could be a kick too.
As long as this keeps working, you can keep doing it. At some point it's very possible that he gets a hold of you though.
Whatever he bites, he'll probably hold onto, so use that to your advantage. If he has your left forearm in his mouth then you can use your other hand grab his front leg and then do the rampage slam that someone else posted.
You can also just let him chew on your arm while you get on top and kneel on his ribs with your whole body weight.
If you fall down at any point and he's going for your face/neck then maybe try the thing where you stick your whole hand down his throat and make him gag.
Offer up your left forearm as a target. Dogs can't resist it if you hold your arm out in front of you. They'll go for it.
When he predictably leaps for your left arm then try to pull it away and step to the side, while you simultaneously throw a right hook to the ribs.
Then you repeat the process, offering up your left forearm and when he goes for it you pull it away while landing a strike. Could be a kick too.
As long as this keeps working, you can keep doing it. At some point it's very possible that he gets a hold of you though.
Whatever he bites, he'll probably hold onto, so use that to your advantage. If he has your left forearm in his mouth then you can use your other hand grab his front leg and then do the rampage slam that someone else posted.
You can also just let him chew on your arm while you get on top and kneel on his ribs with your whole body weight.
If you fall down at any point and he's going for your face/neck then maybe try the thing where you stick your whole hand down his throat and make him gag.
- Joined
- Sep 18, 2008
- Messages
- 28,569
- Reaction score
- 36,862
It doesn't come off. You just end up pulling and pulling until he comes.
- Joined
- Feb 28, 2023
- Messages
- 7,380
- Reaction score
- 13,982
How many grown men have you seen bashing a pitbull's head in? It's not a robot dude. It's physical weaker and has limited ways to attack. You are cucking yourself to a 50 lb dog.
The biggest thing holding a person back is that in general people do not want to fight a pitbull. If you want to fuck that dog up, you will. You'll need medical treatment and stitches but you'll survive.
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2010
- Messages
- 72,483
- Reaction score
- 52,548
Give it my neck to make the death quicker.
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2014
- Messages
- 54,583
- Reaction score
- 91,473
Win win
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2010
- Messages
- 72,483
- Reaction score
- 52,548
LOL, no you would not fuck that dog up. What planet are you on? Do you understand the force of pit's bite? How strong and agile they are? They would rip you to shreds in seconds. It ain't a movie.
