***2024 NBA Thread - Let The Games Begin***

[Jonathan Utah]

Watched a documentary about Shawn Michaels and it made me realize he’s the goat of wrestling. Literally the total package. Amazing in every aspect of the business.

 

[Corona]

Denver looks worse than me and the boys when we show up hungover to our rec games

 

[skysolo]

He’s more entertaining than Bret Hart too!

 

[Substance Abuse]

Only thing worse than the Nuggets offense right now is Karl Andersons hairline.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Denver looks worse than me and the boys when we show up hungover to our rec games

What are your averages? I bet you’re like John Wall.

 

[Substance Abuse]

What are your averages? I bet you’re like John Wall.

Definitely putting up less points than VoggCrock at the throat GOAT/pro athlete symposium.

 

[Corona]

What are your averages? I bet you’re like John Wall.

A prime 6 points on 30% shooting, couple boards, assists and turnovers. I’m a quadruple single machine.

 

[Substance Abuse]

A prime 6 points on 30% shooting, couple boards, assisys and turnovers. I’m a quadruple single machine.

Meet him at Monkish, show him the vet numbers you're putting up with Double IPAs, lol.

 

[MusterX]

Nuggets are going to need to write an apology letter after this. Getting 30 balled on their homecourt after losing game 1 is beyond shocking.

 

[Revolver]

This is a massacre.

 

[Substance Abuse]

This is a massacre.

You're being far too kind.

 

[wildchild88]

Only thing worse than the Nuggets offense right now is Karl Andersons hairline.

Their defense looks pretty shitty too.

 

[Odoylerules22]

Idk what denver is thinking. They think cuz they could come back against the old play in lakers that they can just turn it on whenever they feel?

They are in for a surprise obviously.

 

[Corona]

Meet him at Monkish, show him the vet numbers you're putting up with Double IPAs, lol.

Can’t do those dIPAs like I used to. Last time I had a few mixed between some lagers and Pilsner’s and the hangover was catastrophic the next day lol

 

[Substance Abuse]

Can’t do those dIPAs like I used to. Last time I had a few mixed between some lagers and Pilsner’s and the hangover was catastrophic the next day lol

Age will do that to you, lol.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

I want to try Mike’s hard lemonade.

 

[Corona]

I want to try Mike’s hard lemonade.

One of the woat drinks of all time

 

[Substance Abuse]

One of the woat drinks of all time

Almost as bad as Karl Anderson's hairline.

 

[senri]

Mr. Edwards is slowly beginning to penetrate Mr. Jokic. His essence has migrated 20 percent inside of the marbled Serbian flesh...

 

[Corona]

Almost as bad as Karl Anderson's hairline.

The worst hairline was Derek white. Our mans was hanging on for dear life. He should’ve hit lejuices hair transplant lab