Best opening line in a song

[Drain Bamage]

Good gracious ass bodacious

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Girl

 

[Graves The Elder]

"Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is Six hundred and sixty six"

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

"Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is Six hundred and sixty six"

Did you learn that in church?

 

[Graves The Elder]

Just what I saw
In my old dreams were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

 

[Beans & Cornbread]

 

[Bamboozled]

I ejaculate fire!
A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid
It kills when I breed, with my deth seed



LL Cool J had a good opener too

Don't call it a comeback
I've been here for years
I'm rocking my peers
Puttin' suckers in fear
Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go boom
Explosions, overpowerin'
Over the competition I'm towerin'
Wrecking shop when I write these lyrics
That'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you better move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin' the price

 

[Winter-John]

Kick out the jams motherfuckers

 

[PurpleStorm]

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
Threw the bums a dime in your prime
Didn't you?
People call say 'Beware doll
You're bound to fall'
You thought they were all
Kidding you

Bob Dylan "Like A Rolling Stone"

 

[Langstarr]

The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women-

Waylon Jennings/Willie Nelson “Luckenbach, Texas,”. Not written by them but just go with it.

 

[Absolut]

Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel
I had a blues man in back, and a beautician at the wheel
We going downtown in the middle of the night
We laughing and I'm jokin' and we feelin' alright
Oh I'm bad, I'm nationwide

 

[milliniar]

Are you ready?

 

[Absolut]

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, all the same to me

 

[Absolut]

Volbeat-

Counting all the assholes in the room
Well I'm definitely not alone, well I'm not alone

 

[Absolut]

Shut up!
If you squeeze my lizard
I'll put my snake on you
I'm a romantic adventurer
And a reptile too

 

[Anung Un Rama]

The waiting drove me mad
You're finally here and I'm a mess
Pearl Jam, Corduroy

 

[Graves The Elder]

People are strange when you're a stranger

 

[Kaybee]

I ain't got no motherfuckin friends
That's why I fucked yo bitch, you fat motherfucker

 

[AleYeah]

Living on the road my friend
Was gonna keep you free and clean
Now you wear your skin like iron
Your breath's as hard as kerosene

 

[Jackonfire]

Listen to the girl
As she takes on half the world
Moving up and so alive
In her honey dripping beehive