Social CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposes his penis on zoom call

[second sight]

between all the fake hacks (leaks) proxy servers set up in bathrooms and screw ups from hillary to hunter and these sorts of things, the smartest people in the room sure seem like idiots

 

[nostradumbass]

He had it muted, and didn't think anybody could hear him unzip his pants.

 

[Clifford_Harris]

lol @ a Harvard Law School graduate not knowing what "mute" means.

 

[TheGreatA]

Previously I would have questioned it, but nowadays I can easily buy the fact that a guy working for the media industry is exactly that stupid and incompetent.

 

[HockeyBjj]

Need more details on the exposing. Like he flash his junk for no reason? Or like, left the call running not realizing the view could see his bathroom and he took a whizz with the door open?

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

I guess everyone was zoomed in on his penis

if you want to be able to see it sure

 

[xHeadx]

I can't stand this smug, self-righteous prick. Hope they cancel his ass.

<INSERT MATT SERRA>

 

[mkess101]

The people on the call said it was no big thing.

 

[Sketch]

I would have to know if there was a donut nearby to cast judgement.

 

[Libero cane v2]

“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video.“

lol at this low-tech boomer, even after fucking up royally he still uses the phrase “muted the video” as if that would prevent people from seeing his goobin.

 

[mb23100]

Probably trying to get a promotion from Lemonhead

 

[Andy Capp]

 

[Amerikuracana]

I mean, you don’t put your penis in front of the camera with a zoom meeting happening anywhere in any way close. He’s lying, weird, or an idiot.. Or a weird lying idiot. We kind of already know that from the TDS, I guess.

 

[SanchoMF]

The real benefits of working from home, not wearing any pants.

 

[LuchaBear]

Maybe he was having a stroke? Give the guy a break!

 

[skaleton]

From the article

“I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”


I don't see the need to apologize to your wife if you just were going to the bathroom or were changing your pants.

 

[LuchaBear]

Looks like I'm having a stroke.. Give me a break!

 

[sangreporsangre]

Wow a sanctimonious corporate liberal turns out to be a creepy pervert....what a shock.

 

[Natural Order]

These virtual meeting mishaps will be 80% of news stories once we're done pussying ourselves into safe spaces for the remainder of human existence!

 

[drstrangelov]

Wow a sanctimonious corporate liberal turns out to be a creepy pervert....what a shock.

Yeah, he’s probably getting fired. If you can’t stop from jerking off for an hour during work, it’s time to go.